Measure Her Nipples

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  1. Curveball

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    So I have nothing to do today and I keep coming up with silly ideas. We see all the post and threads concerning cock size but I am wondering if anyone ever measures nipple size, on women of course. We have this need to apply numbers to all things, after all we measure the breast size, but what about the nipples? My wife has large nipples though I never asked to measure them, perhaps I will. I'm off to find my cloth tape measure.
     
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    Need callipers!
     
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    Yeah, I have a stainless steel precision dial caliper. I'll be sure to put it in the freezer before I touch her with it.:p
     
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    I do this all the time using my mouth as a measurement except I forget the measurement all the time so I have to measure carefully again.
    I do it inconsistently too so more again. LOL :dgrin :lol
     
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    Calipers are a good idea and I wish I still had a pair. Never would have dreamed of using them for that way back when. I do have a plastic ruler with those series of holes in it for drawing, maybe that will work.
     
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    Just don't try to use a compass.:ugh
     
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    HAHA great idea!!!! ima have to remember to bring my digital caliper from work now :eyes
     
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    Questions to consider;
    How to measure?
    Circumference, diameter, elevation?
    Got to also consider ambient temperature and applied pressure ;)
    Aroused or dormant?
    So many variables here how are we going to standardise measurements.
    ALS has a pretty good method going.

    Kidding aside, one slim petite Chinese lady with smallish boobs I met once had enormous dark ripe mulberry coloured and shaped like nipples on short stalks.
    Amazing and ever so delectable.
    Never seen the likes before or since also never had the pleasure of touching ruby red ones which I know also exist :(
     
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    Well this was all for fun of course, however your intrepid reporter does have newly measured statistics for you, thanks to the good nature of my wife and her nipples. I used a cloth tape measure. The left nipple was a bit larger so I will go with that one. In the aroused state, arousal provided by my tongue, no artificial methods were used, it measured 7/8" long and was 1 3/4" round.

    As might be expected we decided to see what else we could measure just for fun. I will spare you those clinical results, suffice to say your intrepid reporter had one his more enjoyable nights in a long time. I am sure am tired and a bit sore, but a good sore.
     
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    Just to clarify, 1 3/4" is diameter, right? Not circumference, like we measure our... you-know-whats.:eyes
     
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    No it is circumference which makes it about the size of the top of my little finger. If it was 1 3/4" diameter it would be wider than you-know-what :)
     
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    Okay, I get it, you're not measuring the areola.