Me and my store-bought ta-tas are...

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  1. Barbwire

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    Me and my store-bought ta-tas are packing up and heading out to go horsecamping. We leave tomorrow morning and don't come back until Sunday or Monday.

    We are all very excited and once we get to camp there will be much rejoicing and hopefully, no gnashing of teeth when all is said and done.

    This ought to be an interesting trip because two of my friends are in a post-menopausal rage at each other. One of them is high on steroids and the other is ready to shoot her. (No idle threat there, this woman has quite the collection of guns and always packs heat.)

    I can hardly wait! :lol

     
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    Do not get in between them then, you have just the right number of holes in you now.:rofl
    Hope you have a nice time, and can't wait for the story.
     
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    Have a great trip, CL! Oh, and save the pine cones for the squirrels, MmmmK? Don't want to hear of any pine cone or other foliage-related injuries. ;)
     
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    Have fun, hon! And hurry back soon. This place won't be the same without you. :)
     
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    Have fun! Sounds like it'll be interesting, at the least!
     
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    And I have been pushed off the saddle to hit the ground and make a dust cloud appear for miles!!!!

    So what happened to the bare back ride?:(
     
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    In preparation for this trip, I have been practicing dismounting my horse without hitting or rubbing my chest on the saddle. I had talked to my gal pal from down the road about it.

    I rode my horse to her house on Sunday, and she was out in the back lot burning brush with two lumberjack-types.

    I rode up to where they were standing and sat on my horse talking to them. My friend says to me right off the bat, "So, did ya practice getting off?"

    The lumberjacks stood motionless, holding their breath, their mouths agape.

    I said, "Yeah, I'm really good at it now, I doesn't bother my boobs at all."

    One of the lumberjacks coughed so hard, his chew came out of his nose.
     
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    LOL, CL! Your life is filled with laughs, it seems.
     
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    Hey CL, are you going to flash those ta-tas at the truckers on your way to the campground?:lol
     
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    Gosh, I just love the multi-quote feature! It's so easy to use and fun, too!


    You crack me up, man! I will take notes all weekend so I can do the story justice when I get back. :cool

    Aw, well, that just takes the fun out of everything! *adds cucumbers to the list of things to get at the store*

    Thanks, Puss, baby. Good luck keeping these horndogs in line. :lol

    It's always interesting, that's for sure, I just hope I live to tell the tale. ;)

    Huh? What bareback ride? Are you being a perv again, Poky? :p
     
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    Poky's always a perv. Didn't you know that? :lol
     
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    Why thank you Heelfetish, glad to see someone noticed :lol I'm sure CL knows what I mean :p
     
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    Of course she does. We just love to give the new(er) guys a hard time. :)
     
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    Hey Cowboy Lover, have fun and don't let those crazy women get you in their crossfire. :)
    I'll be looking forward to your report.
     
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    Have a great time CL.....and make sure you come home safe and well to us all ok...:D
     
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    Can you bring back a pine cone for me :brow

    :p

    Hope you have a great time CL.
     
  19. Barbwire

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    I got back from my trip Saturday morning. My trip was cut short because I got sick as a dog, but, up until that point me and the girls had a blast.

    My two dueling friends got their hormones under control, so there was no gunfire or fisticuffs to report.

    I didn't do anything rude to any pinecones or produce, so, nothing to report there, either.

    My horse was well-behaved and so was I for the most part.

    Sorry for such a boring report. I wish I could post some pics, but most of the ones I took were close ups of my friends. Here are a few with no incriminating faces in them.

    My horse and a buddy tied up at a hitching rail

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    A VERY tempting pinecone

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    This pump was the only source of water on the place. I did a whole lotta pumping this weekend, and NOT the good kind. :lol

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    Me on my steed dressed for rain. HotWheels said I look "sinister" hahahaha!

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    Mouthy Mule

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    Horses waiting to start the day.

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    This greedy bastard stole all my horse's hay!

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    Horse Whizzin'

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    Welcome back, sorry about your getting ill. Hope your feeling better now. Nice pics of some beautiful horses.