May is Masturbation Month

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  1. 10_3XL

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    It is that time of the year again! :D

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    Guess I got a good start on it already today lol.
     
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    I got a good start too.... And the wet spot to prove it!
     
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    We women are allowed to hurt nobody too:


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    Ah, excellent! I hadn't found that image! Thanks for contributing to the awareness of the masses! :D
     
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    Was that masses or messes?
     
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    With you just lately its masses of messes :rolleyes:
     
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    Who cares?! Let's all make a mass of messes masturbating this month! :D
     
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    Just this month??? Awwwww :rolleyes::oops::eek:
     
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    Not just this month! But unlike other months we can be completely open and shameless in May.
     
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    So I could go walking around like this[​IMG]
     
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    It's my understanding that one of the goals of Masturbation Month is to masturbate every day (in case you don't do that already).
     
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    Hooray! Joys is on board with emoticons.:rolleyes:
    I find it hard to walk and wank at the same time. Easier for the female of the species. Walking into a post could be bad.:confused:
     
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    Wankers of the World Unite!
    Power to the Penis, Power to the Pussy......right on!
     
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    [​IMG] Try it - can be fun but watch out for posts... As for the female of the species, imho best would be while riding a bicycle.. HAs anyone tried that???
     
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    I'm enjoying May so far!
     
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    Don't know about everyone else, but I know I've been making good on the (at least) once a day goal. :)
     
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    I've only managed once this month.
     
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    I can't celebrate...wife wants me to plant my seed...
     
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    Dude, go and be fruitful!