Masturbating... left or right hand? (guys)

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  1. TimsTheMan

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    This is something that's been bothering me for a while, I don't know if it's a problem. When I masturbate, I always use my right hand, and when I try to switch to my left hand I can't get aroused at all for some reason, it's the weirdest thing. If it makes a difference, my dick curves a tiny bit to the left when erect...

    Anyone else have this problem?
     
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    I use the right most of the time. Sometimes I use the left to switch it up. It is definitely more difficult.
     
  3. heelfetish

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    Right hand. But I'm right-handed. My left hand is very uncoordinated. :)
     
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    I can't do it with my left no matter how hard I try.
     
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    Right hand.....but gonna try left now you have said that....

    Be back later...

    :)

    Just tried....can do it with both.....I AM A MASTURBATORY GENIUS...!!!!!!!


    But I dont have a cock though guys....does that still cunt....oops sorry count?

    lol
     
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    Left Hand
    But prefer my wife's right hand.
     
  8. HardRocker

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    I'm so glad the people at :sf know how to spell masturbate. I get sick of reading "masterbate."

    Now if we could just figure out:
    Your, you're, there, their, they're, etc. I should have put that in the peeves thread. Oh and whether to use I or me in a sentence. That guy bought a drink for Jane and me. Jane and I bought a drink for that guy. That wasn't Jane and me, that pic was obviously photoshopped! Just cover up the other person and say it like you would if it were singular.

    Now I'm jacking the thread, sorry.
     
  9. Puss_in_boots

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    Wow, I might have to appoint you the new superintendent of the Sexual Forums Grammar Police.

    Hau offin du yoo masterbait?
     
  10. Kronnie

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    afs meni twims afs plosibel :p

    But i maybe a touch wierd both hands or either , all works for me.
     
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    After careful observstion, I have found that I use right hand, but bring in the left as the closer. Everytime :)
     
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    I use left and right both...alternatively. After some practice, using the left isn't so difficult.
     
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    Sorry to further jack the thread, but I always thought "that wasn't Jane and I" to be proper, only no one uses that context (similar to the common usage of "they/their" as a neutral gender, which is quite incorrect because it is a plural pronoun). In the case of "It is I" or "That is they", it & I and that & they are pronouns referring to the same person/group, whereas me/them are used to represent the secondary subject, such as in your example of "That guy bought a drink for Jane and me". It seems logically correct to me, and I've been meaning to find an English professor to discuss it with to see if it is correct. Either way, that's beyond a pet peeve, that would be a distortion to the English language that everyone uses :)
     
  14. HardRocker

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    If it's not proper to say, "That wasn't I...," then it wouldn't be proper to say that wasn't Jane and I."
    I'll bring this up in the Community Lounge later tonight, where we can talk about some different examples.
     
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    Being strongly right handed, I use my right hand.....

    But I use my left hand if I want it to feel like someone else is giving me a hand job!
     
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    Both, after breaking my right hand in grade school I had to learn to use my left hand for everything, I'm now fully ambidexterous.
     
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    right handed, but I go for the left hand - thats not considered cheating is it?
     
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    Right hand if I'm desperate.
    Left hand is reserved for Womens hair
    while fucking Her otherwise.

    Hiker:sf
     
  19. Kronnie

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    ((Off topic ))
    This is a forum, thats not about the proper english writing isnt it, or have i found the wrong place somehow ......If it is a lesson forum for the correct grammer used for the Englsih language,,,, then im afraid all of the americans have got to learn correct English roflmao)
    Colour not color....and so on....

    We all knew what the person meant in the first place, why pick faults with something like that?

    I know i didnt come here to be an english grammer student ....i came here to learn more about SEX an maybe chat wit ha few people as well....
     
  20. NaughtyKnickers

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    I would think any lady in her right mind would be happy to have either. :p
     
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