Masturbating in crazy places

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  1. dingyding

    dingyding New Member

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    i was wondering where some of the strangest places people have masturbated. i did it in an odd place for the first time just a couple weeks ago. i was out of town on business and was staying in this small town. i got board so i went for a walk to the store at about 1030 at night. i was walking by the town park and it was completly dark in the middle area and i was really horny. so i walked out there and started wacking it behind this tree and bushes . at first i was scared i was looking allover to make sure there was no one. there were houses on all sides about 200ft away there was a big church also at the end of the park. but it was so dark i could not even see my dick. i stood there and maturbated for about 5 mins i came really fast and really hard and sprayed allover the bushes. it was quite exciting but i dont think i want to do that again. im afraid somones going to come along and i would have to try to explain what i was doing.
     
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    My gf gave a hand job in a cinema once...not very crazy tho but was thrilling!!!
     
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    Well I have committed heresy, did it at church, back when my father use to take me. School bathroom a few times, A dressing room, at other peoples houses a few times, in the woods behind some houses, other places I would think but can't remeber

    Me and my SO had sex in a cinema a few weeks ago
     
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    I've masturbated just about everywhere. In my bosses office after hours, on the front steps to my house, front steps of my friends house, bathrooms at just about everywhere I've ever worked, in a field, in a helicopter, on a plane... I'm sure there's more.
     
  5. HardRocker

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    Keep in mind, if you get caught in a public place, you very likely could get charged with indecent exposure, or lewd behavior. That would land your name and address on a sex offender list which would be available to anyone who runs a background check, and could ruin your chances for employment, certain licenses, clubs, etc. Your future love interests could even find it.
    Sorry to be a downer, but it's a real possibility.
     
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    You're absolutely right. Fortunately, I was never caught and I haven't done that in public for years. It was fun at the time though.
     
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    1. Friends House
    2. Basement
    3. In the park
    4. School bathroom
     
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    In a plane, thats it. It doesn't really arouse me, contrary to other guys.
     
  9. Barbwire

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    Let's see...

    - at work in front of my boss (no he didn't know)

    - in the bathroom at Chuckie Cheese's

    - in the gym changing room

    - in my car while I waited for my hubby & son to finish shopping

    - driving down the road in my car

    - in the sleeping quarters in my horse trailer

    - in my barn

    - at EVERYBODY'S house

    - in a swimming pool, with a spot light on me, so the neighbors could see (not sure if they did)

    - while riding my horse (not the smooth one I have now, the bumpy one I used to own)

    - in my boss's bathroom while I was supposed to be cleaning it

    I'm sure I'll think of more later, it's only 5:30 a.m. and I haven't had my coffee yet. :lol
     
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    I did it while driving a farm tractor (cultivating a corn field). The vibration always got me hard!
     
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    in a park, cinema and round a friends house nothing that exciting, not compared to cowboy lover at least
     
  12. Barbwire

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    Aw, chin up, you are but a youngster. You just keep making self love wherever you darn well please, and soon your list will rival my own. Oh, just don't get caught and come crying to me. :lol
     
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    In my backyard and In a classroom by myself when I was in high school what a adrenaline rush that was knowing you might get caught lol but I never did.
     
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    w00t w00t. I need to check more places. lol
     
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    Everywhere! can't tell all. but the weirdest place as certainelyon the sidewalk of a highway... It's crazy that peoples always just look on the front and not on the side of the highway!
     
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    In the movie theater watchin Jennifer Lopez in The Weddng PLanner. JLo SOOOOOO hot!!!!! At school during class and lunch.
     
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    i've knocked one out pretty much everywhere but the wierdest would probably be on the roof of my house
     
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    in the school shower when i was about 15 ( was really horny and somewhat curious)
     
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    So it's not odd to jerk off at work then? I do this more often than I'd like but sometimes the mood strikes me and I just go to it.
     
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    I gave my bf a handjob at his house when our friend was in the same room...she was just sitting there on the computer unaware of what we were doing...then it was my turn. But I haven't masturbated myself anywhere odd..been fingered in teh movies and stuff but yea never myself doing it.