Married Life - Makes My Eyes Tear Up, Such A Happy Ending !*

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  1. Bella

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    *A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very
    much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
    buddies.*
    *So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."*
    *"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.*
    *"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a
    beer."*
    *The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
    refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
    different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.*
    *The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
    of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have
    frozen glasses... "*
    *He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
    saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out
    of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.*
    *The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
    they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.
    I'll be right back. I promise OK?"*
    *"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out *
    *5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
    mushroom caps, and little quiches.*
    *"But my sweet honey... at the bar.... you know there's swearing, dirty
    words and all that..."*
    *"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?*
    *LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR
    BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS
    ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?"*
    *and...they lived happily ever after.*
    *Isn't that a sweet story ?*

    :rofl
    ~Bella
     
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    :rofl

    Other than the kind words, that sounds about right.:lol

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    Y'all are making my Funny folder fat!
     
  4. Bella

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    Glad you like them guys! :cheer
    ~Bella
     
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    :rofl

    Classic
     
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    Thank you Puss! :)
    ~Bella