Man naked in street

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  1. Pusseyboy

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    So you're one of two women walking along a city street and you find a man lying naked on the pavement. What do you do?
     
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    My wife might shoot him unless he lays real still.
     
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    Call the police probably, public indecency is a crime
     
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    I'm a New Yorker, so I'm conditioned to walk right by stuff like that without noticing.
     
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    Probably a pretty fair spread. Lucky he was drunk, and lucky everyone else was. Could have been a whole lot of pain.
     
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    Shit. I meant narked. lol
     
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    I don't know, probably watch him get hauled away by the sex police, lol.
     
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    Now that's a fantasy I really like the idea of. Thank you.
     
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    Love the post, completely love the name. That's the way it would mostly go down here, too.
     
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    Call the police!
     
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    Thank you. You know what - I should have just thanked you for the other post, too.

    You are so right about the UK and the US - those little differences, that mean everything. I've done a lot of stupid things in my life. I think not putting this post in the fantasy section and explaining it properly was one of them.

    Make you right all round.
     
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    We're UK. My wife would usually call the nuthouse. Maybe there might be just the one occasion when she'd have called your wife instead with all his mates' names and addresses.
     
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    I'd like to think this meant you liked the idea a naughty man in handcuffs. But I know I messed up on this one and I wish I hadn't because I'm big on consent and got very over excited without thinking. Sorry.