Lucky Charms Sex Test

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  1. Bella

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    Ok, this is just for fun!! My pick is Purple horseshoes!! What's yours???
    ~Bella

    Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms cereal from the list below:

    Pink hearts
    Yellow moons
    Orange stars
    Green clovers
    Blue diamonds
    Purple horseshoes
    Those icky oat bits

    Okay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't
    change it!





    An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms
    marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed!

    Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true
    bedroom personality:

    PURPLE HORSESHOES: If purple horseshoes are your thing, your tastes are modern, uninhibited, and somewhat warped. You like variety in the bedroom, especially when you can include handcuffs, chains, swing sets, and chocolate pudding. Be careful when going out on a picnic with anyone who likes purple horseshoes--she's/ he's likely to pin you down with croquet hoops when you're not looking and who knows what could happen next?

    GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.

    BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, will he buy me that mink coat?" is probably what's going through your mind. People who like blue diamonds have a notebook of preprinted fill-in-the-blank palimony suit forms and are the people most likely to file their nails while making love.

    ORANGE STARS: If your favorite shape is the orange star, you
    expect to be the center of attention in bed. You expect your partner to spend most of his time pleasing you and when you do something for him, you expect enthusiastic moaning if not applause. People who like orange stars often have mirrors over their beds, not because they are turned on by watching what is being done, but because they want to be able to watch themselves having a good time. They often moan out their own names while
    making love.

    PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.

    YELLOW MOONS: If you're the yellow moon type, you're more interested in satisfying your partner's needs than your own. You prefer to lie back and wait for your partner to jump on you and express her/his needs verbally or nonverbally. People who like yellow moons usually own several pairs of handcuffs and other instruments of kinky sex just in case someone should ever want to tie them up and ravish them. Keep your eyes open for anyone who eats all the yellow moons out of her cereal as soon as she opens
    the box.

    OAT BITS: Those little oat bits that aren't marshmallows at all: If you prefer the little oat bits, you probably don't like sex anyway and don't need to read this article. People who prefer the oat bits usually become accountants, librarians who work at the reference desk, or government employees; these people like to chow down on a big bowl brimming with oat bits before a tough day of protesting suggestive lyrics in rock music. People who like oat bits have more time to spend writing letters to the editor than any other type.
     
  2. pussycat69

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    Mine was purple horseshoes as well ;)
     
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    cool I picked yellow moons and I think its about right so does TLC
     
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    Pink hearts, baby! :lol
     
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    Um, uh, what if you like the oat bits AND the green clovers?!
     
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    Yellow moons!
     
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    Sweet! :)
    ~Bella



    Cool! :)
    ~Bella



    Should have known heelfetish!! :lol
    ~Bella



    HerHubby, only YOU can have 2!! :lol
    ~Bella



    Sweet!! :)
    ~Bella
     
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    Thanks for all who participated!! :)
    Blows you all kisses!! :brow
    ~Bella
     
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    PINK HEARTS: If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form coherent phrases, you'll settle for romantic syllables. People who like pink hearts read most of the romance novels published and are turned on by people wearing armor.

    Umm I do not know if this is true or not. Yea I am a romantic devil. I try to be anyway
     
  10. Bella

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    Hmmm...How romantic?
    ~Bella
     
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    flowers, breakfast in bed, roses on bed, candle light dinner, sensuous hot oil massage, opening doors, romantic picnic, romantic bath with loofa sponges stroking softly with sensuous strokes, soft romantic music, slow dancing to slow soft romantic music, candles lighting the bed room,

    Is that enough or do you have something else?
     
  12. Dreama

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    Wow, I think you covered EVERYTHING romantic. LOL
     
  13. Bella

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    No, I am pretty demanding!! :lol
    JK!!
    You forgot - long walks on the beach with a beautiful sunset! :(
    Other than that...I think you just about covered it! :)
    ~Bella
     
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    Almost! :lol
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    Yea I like that also. I just do not live that close to the beach. I also like taking long walks on a moonlit beach also. I only did those a few times but I liked them very much. especially sunset and sunrise walking on beach is so beautiful and yes romantic also.
     
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    MY VERY FAVORITE CEREAL! It's magically delicious! As is Bella, I'm sure ;)

    Can't choose... I love it ALL, baby! Even the icky oat bits :p I guess that makes me a sexually very complicated and confused person :ugh
     
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    :)
    ~Bella
     
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    No, just makes you HOTTER in my book! :brow
    ~Bella