Lost and Found

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  1. HotForHoney

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    This can go two ways:
    1. What have you lost and where have you found it?
    2. What did you lose? What did you find?

    I couldn't find the car keys anywhere one morning. I finally found them on the thermostat. I put them there to remind me to lower the air conditioning the night before.
     
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    To date my most amazingly "What the hell?" moments for Lost & Found are:

    - Car keys... in the freezer.
    - Peanut butter... in the oven.
    - My socks neatly folded and put away... in my laptop case. Scratch that - any of my clothes neatly folded and put anywhere :p
    - Glasses... I was wearing them.
    - Cat... found in dryer before running it - thank God! (He'd been sleeping under the top layer of clothes in the laundry hamper.)

    Pretty sure I could come up with more if I really thought back on this one. :)
     
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    I lost my virginity once. Never found it. :cool:
     
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    Yea, I lost mine in a brothel someplace and never found it since.
     
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    I found the cure to the plague of the 20th century and now I've lost it!

    - spoken as only Sean Connery can
     
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    I lost 240 pounds... He's married to someone else now :)
     
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    Note to everyone who keeps losing weight/extra pounds:
    I keep finding it. Please come and take it back!
     
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    Lost my keys a few weeks ago, and I tore my house apart looking for them. Searched the front and back lawns, garage, everywhere I'd been since the last time I had driven anywhere - nothing.

    Found them...in the door shelf of my freezer. Had them in my hand when I got home the night before, and apparently just set them there without realizing when I was getting an ice pack out of the freezer.

    That was a serious case of "what the......? did I pull the best mindfuck ever...on myself? And totally didn't see it coming a couple hours later?!?"

    I was pretty proud of myself, only the most elite of jackasses can pull off something that dumb...earned my jackass black-belt with that one lol
     
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    I picked up (found) a button that had come off my comforter cover, so I put it somewhere safe so I would not lose it.

    Then about a week later I could not remember where I stashed it so it was essentially lost. I looked and looked and looked for it so I would not have to drive over to the gigantic fabric store that feels like it is as big as Walmart just to buy a button.

    You can't buy just one, so I bought the only ones that were the right size and color. There were three attached to the card, so at least I would have extras if I lost more. They cost $1.00.

    I got the comforter cover out of the clean laundry pile to fix it this evening, only to find that it was missing five buttons. I only noticed one missing during the laundry process because I heard it fall on the floor.

    I have two net lost buttons.
     
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    I was in a panic one day because I didn't know where I put my cellphone. I was talking on it. UGH
     
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    I have done the same thing too!
     
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    When I was 19, went to a huge house party. Woke up outside, pinned in a one foot gap between a gas meter and house...not the house with the party, a random one two blocks away. And when I got back, my car was gone. I still had the keys, but the car was nowhere to be found.

    Had a friend drive me around to look for it but we couldn't find it. We were hungover and decided to get some breakfast at this awesome diner across town, and on the way there I spotted my car. There was small building being built on one end of a strip mall, and the car was parked inside the building under construction. A mile and a half from the party, where I last remember parking it.

    Considering where I woke up and where I found my car, there's no telling what the fuck I was up to that night.......
     
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