Living with a CPA

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  1. Barbwire

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    I thought this was funny, maybe you had to be there, I dunno.

    Last night, hubby asked me if I had moved the shower head because it was higher than it used to be. I came back with a smartass remark. "Oh, yeah, that must have been from when my boyfriend was here, he's 6'4", ya know?"


    He said, "Well, I was wondering, because a few of my (boner pills) are missing."
    He was dead serious.

    That led to quite a discussion in which I basically laughed at him for being such an ass...while he pretty much refused to admit he might have miscounted something.

    Did I mention he's an accountant and pops a nut if he makes a mistake on our checkbook ledger?


    I fucked his brains out after that, just to make him feel better. Silly man! :lol
     
  2. AnonymousOne

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    CPAs ... blech.
     
  3. Barbwire

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    Hey! That was a bit off sides. [​IMG]
     
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    Econ Major's joke that Accounting majors and Business Majors make good employees.

    It's a running joke on campus.
     
  5. Barbwire

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    Yes, I agree. They also make great slaves. :whip
     
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    Oh Lord ... I don't even want to know.
     
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    Pussy
     
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    WHERE?!?!
     
  9. Barbwire

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    Typical.

    *picks up pussy and holds over A-1's head, shaking it*

    Here it is boy! Do ya wanna fetch! Huh, do ya wanna fetch the pussy? It's Blusey flavored!

    *throws pussy and watches A-1 scampering after it, tongue hanging and tail wagging.
     
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    lol funny stuff I read here Gotta LuV it..
     
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    *glares*
     
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    Aw, CL, you've managed to get in A1's good graces! Otherwise, we'd be scrubbing blood off the walls and picking pieces of CL out of our hair for the next week :D

    No, no, you're going about it the wrong way....try Ayn Rand flavored :eyes