Little Johnny's Robot

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  1. Love2BKinky

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    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out one night at dinner.
    The father asks Little Johnny what he did that afternoon.
    Little Johnny says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps him.
    Little Johnny says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
    Little Johnny says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps him. Little Johnny says, "Ok, Ok,
    we were watching porn."
    Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The
    robot slaps the father.
    Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."
    The robot slaps the mother.



    Robot for sale on Craigslist.
     
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  2. CaramelLady

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    Very funny!
     
  3. Doitagain

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    Bahahahahaha! I like it.