Limerick

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    There once was a man from Peru
    Who fell asleep in his canoe
    While dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis
    And woke up with a hand full of goo :lol
     
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    Once was a man names Pierre he diddled his wife on The stair,bannister broke he missed a stroke and finished her off in the air



    There once was a woman named Jill
    Who swallowed an exploding pill
    They found her vagina
    In North Carolina
    And her tits in a tree in Brazil
     
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    There once was a man from Rangoon
    Whose farts could be smelled to the moon
    When you'd least expect 'em, they'd roar down his rectum
    And explode like a raging typhoon
     
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    On the boobs of a hooker named Gail
    Was printed the price of her tail
    And on her behind, for the sake of the blind
    Was the same information in Braille
     
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    There once was a man from Nantucket.
    With a dick so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin.
    "If my ass were a pussy I'd fuck it"
     
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    There once was a lady from Nizes
    Her breasts were of two different sizes
    One was so small, it was nothing at all
    But the other was large and won prizes
     
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    There once was a man from Madrass
    His balls were made out of brass
    When they clanged together, they played "Stormy Weather"
    And lightening shot out of his ass
     
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    There once was a plumber named Lee
    Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
    She said "Lee, please stop plumbing, I think someone's coming"
    He said "don't worry darling, it's only me"
     
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    Maybe not a limerick, but:

    Old mother hubbard went to her cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone
    When she leaned over, rover took over and showed her a bone of his own

    Limerick:

    There once was a man named McGruder
    Who fancied a girl, so he wooed her
    She thought she was shrewd, being wooed in the nude
    But McGruder was shrewder, he screwed her