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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by ginger, Oct 29, 2014.
Hold a grudge
Get money / Sucks to be poor
Dont help anyone
Many should be shot dead
Is that about the gist of it?
.....and drink bourbon
rule number 5
..duh...well done. Guess j just had bourbon on my mind
When in trouble
When in doubt
Run in circles
Scream and shout
Spoken like a true 2 year old.
Do u have any about marriage? would be more fun............. lol
Here are some more:
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway
Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
I grew up knowing that little rhyme thanks to Wallace Tripp's Marguerite, Go Wash Your Feet!
Be sure to wash your hands after cutting chillies before going to the toilet
Make sure you tuck your dick in your boxer shorts before zipping up your trousers
Sleep in in the wet patch after sex...you will bewell rewarded next time!
No matter how high a crow flies you can always break a window with a hammer.
Life is a bitch then you marry one and know it is
You only get one life (unless youre a cat) so cherish the good, rid of the bad. Be yourself, regardless of what others think.
These are so true. Love them. I just moved and im giving a lot away and I know i will need something as soon as its gone.
Will look for some Kelly. Thank you