Life

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by ginger, Oct 29, 2014.

  1. ginger

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  2. Doitagain

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    I agree
     
  3. Magnus_Phallus

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    So...

    1. Hold a grudge
    2. Get money / Sucks to be poor
    3. Dont help anyone
    4. Many should be shot dead
    5. Booze up

    Is that about the gist of it?
     
  4. Doitagain

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    .....and drink bourbon
     
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  5. Magnus_Phallus

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    rule number 5 ;)
     
  6. Doitagain

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    Oops...oh yeah
    ..duh...well done. Guess j just had bourbon on my mind
     
  7. Trond

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    When in trouble
    When in doubt
    Run in circles
    Scream and shout
     
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    Spoken like a true 2 year old.
     
  9. jt _couple2012

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    Do u have any about marriage? would be more fun............. lol
    Here are some more:

    A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

    Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car

    Eat well, stay fit, die anyway

    Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

    By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
     
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    I grew up knowing that little rhyme thanks to Wallace Tripp's Marguerite, Go Wash Your Feet! :D
     
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    Be sure to wash your hands after cutting chillies before going to the toilet

    Make sure you tuck your dick in your boxer shorts before zipping up your trousers

    Sleep in in the wet patch after sex...you will bewell rewarded next time!
     
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    No matter how high a crow flies you can always break a window with a hammer.
     
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    Life is a bitch then you marry one and know it is ;)
     
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    You only get one life (unless youre a cat) so cherish the good, rid of the bad. Be yourself, regardless of what others think.
     
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    These are so true. Love them. I just moved and im giving a lot away and I know i will need something as soon as its gone.
     
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    Will look for some Kelly. Thank you