Lies men tell

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    Y'all didn't think y'all were getting off that easy did you? Nope, we get to pick on you too!

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    I'll call you.
     
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    Lying isn't in my vocabulary.
     
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    No baby it isnt the way it looks...it just looks that way , but it's not... I swear to God! o_O:D
     
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    Have a great lunch with your ex-boyfriend, no, I don't care what time you come back.
     
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    I'm talking to Jake from State Farm
     
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    OMG that's hilarious!!!! Thanks for that!
     
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    LIAR!!
     
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    No problem, it made me laugh very hard when I wrote it.
     
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    Not in my car!! I never saw those fucking panties in my life!!
     
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    Trust me.

    And trust me I'm a doctor.
     
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    My favorite,

    I swear, that bass was a 12 pounder!
     
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    The boat won't cost us any extra money, I swear honey.
     
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    This <--------> is 12 inches ...

    Your screen size may not show that properly.
     
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    She's just a friend
     
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    No those pants don't make you look fat :)
     
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    Of course you're only the second woman I've ever been with
     
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    Or, alternatively,

    My number is 50
     
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    I don't think she's pretty at all!
     
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    I am fine with the size of your boobs
     
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