Lies females tell

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    I guess mine is "I'll be ready in five minutes."
     
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    LOL. I hear that one often:)
     
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    I'm not mad

    Everything is fine

    I have a headache
     
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    One I hear a lot is "Later"
     
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    i think "fine" applies to everyone :) :)


    I now say we need to leave 20mins before we need to - but never tell her the real time !!! - worked Ok so far
    just waiting for the day its questioned
     
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    of course you are the biggest I've ever had honey
     
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    Of course I like your family.
     
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    I don't mind cooking again!
     
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    I really didn't want anything for my birthday.
     
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    Yes sure I will be happy to have your mother stay for two weeks!
     
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    "I promise I won't get upset, but tell me honestly (insert loaded question here)"
     
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    I am busy!!
     
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    No these shoes aren't new - I've had them ages
     
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    Can't tell you how many times I've heard that one (along with purses, clothes, etc.)... but, the credit card bill I pay always tells another story
     
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    you don't have to buy me anything on (insert holiday or special day here)
     
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    'No, I didn't throw it away'
     
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    We are busted! lmao
     
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    It really didn't cost that much :)
     
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