Let's talk about how fucking ridiculous Jayce looks right now.

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  1. Jayce

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    So I have bad allergies. I have a report to do on IP Version 6 and a final exam to study for. It's 12:45 AM. I'm tired. I'm cranky. Blah blah. Weeeeee! So my allergies were acting up and I decided, oh hey let's go outside. Well it's cold outside. No biggie, put on a jacket, feel fine now. K? Aight. So I go outside and instantly I feel better. I'm like, omg lyk, letz get a see gaar! So I go to my car and bust out this garcia vega. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM k so I light it up blah blah I'm like chillin and shit like that yo.

    So then I'm done with my whole smokage cigarage thing and decide to go inside. I go back inside and I start working on this gayassfucking report. Okay fine. So I need 2 pages on IP Version 6 and I've got, uh, about half a page and I'm drained. So yeah the teacher will take half a page and like it! HA!

    So anyway my allergies act up again. Oh shit! Nose is all running and that cool stuff.

    So I get to the point I'm like. FUCK IT! AHHHHHHHH!

    I sit here now, talking to you folk on SF, with tissues shoved up my nose. But, I'm not sneezing anymore! HA! SO THE JOKE IS ON YOU GUYS! I MAY LOOK STUPID BUT I AINT SNEEZING NO MORE BHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    btw - I seriously wonder where all of this snot comes from. Seriously there must be like a 3 gallon drum in my throat somewhere holding all this shit. It's crazy I tell ya! CRAZY LOL!
     
  2. Jayce

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    Okay, so, update.

    I got a shower and felt great. Stepped back in my room and I'm sneezing. AHHHHHH! Maybe I can just tell my parents I'm allergic to them so I can have a justified reason to move out? ZING!

    Oh fuck me. I just realized my car payment is due tomorrow. Fuck shit ass jdfklaj;sdkljalksjdf;laksjdfalsd.
     
  3. heelfetish

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    OK, I nominate Jayce for funniest poster on :sf. Bar none.
     
  4. Bluesy

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    Seconded!
     
  5. HerHubby

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    Thirded!! ;> Bye the way, Jayce, see, whatcha do is let your boogers drain onto your paper, get your self to sneeze on it just as you are about to turn it in, acting like you have a bad cold, so that the professor will be disgusted and will probably give you a good grade without actually touching or looking at it! ;>
     
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    I don't want to talk about how ridiculous you look until you post a picture!

    feel better. ;)
     
  7. Bella

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    Hope you feel better soon Jayce!!
    ~Bella
     
  8. Jayce

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    So yeah like today I felt all crappy and shit so I got some pills I found in the medicine cabinet for allergies. Well they didn't do shit. I was on the highway going to class and I was going like... geez.. I was on a straightaway I was going a solid 85. A big sneeze came along and I let it out. I look down and there's a bigass snot blob on my crotch. I was like, oh wow, just wow, this is just going to be a great day. So I find some napkins and wipe that... thing... off of my special area and continue driving to school. Then I proceeded to score 105% in my Essentials of Networking class. WOOO! Starting the new term in 1 week. Zing!

    But as far as sneezing I feel a little better now. Now my nose just runs 247, but I'm done sneezing. But I've also got this strange pain in my chest. It's weird. It feels like somebody is pushing on my colarbone, but more to the left side. Hmm. Oh well! Maybe I'll find a nice pornographic video on the interweb and have a good ole time goin to town. Yippee!
     
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    Sorry to hear of your allergies Jayce. I have allergies also. I have the flue for two weeks now. I am just getting where I feel better myself but no matter how I feel I always greet psople with kind words and what not.

    Hope you start to feel better Jayce. I am just getting where I feel better. I hope you start to feel better also.

    I am sure you will start to feel better soon Jayce. Keep looking up my friend.
     
  10. heelfetish

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    I've been lucky to not have much in the way of allergies, but I do have sinus problems. In a way, I feel your pain. A runny nose is no fun at all. But I gotta admit picturing you sitting in front of your computer with a couple tissues shoved up your nostrils is making me laugh.
     
  11. Jayce

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    OKAY! ALL RIGHT. OKAY. okay. k. PHEW I'm tired! I just spent 8 straight hours helping my aunt and uncle move. Man my back hates me. They have all of this heavy oak furniture and majority of it went upstairs. WOOOOOO!!

    I also figured out how to set up all of the bluetooth shit with my PDA. It's great. I wanted some Corvette pictures on my phone for the background, so I plugged the PDA into the computer and put all the shit on there, then bluetooth'd it to the phone. I don't have a data cable for the phone so this is how I worked around it.

    Anyway, I'm going to use the last bit of energy I have left and put it towards a nice rubout in the shower. I can't wait. Weeeee!

    Night kids.
     
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    Ummm sick and you are still helping people. You sound a lot like me Jayce. I can never turn down people when they need my help. I can not even turn them down when I am sick also.

    Hope you feel better :sniff
     
  13. Jayce

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    Sunday, January 21st, 12:09 PM EST.

    I just woke up.

    My back died.

    Funeral for it at 8 AM Tuesday. Thx.