Dear Wifey, I know you never come here, but really, why do you want to stay married, when you want to keep your clothes on all the time? Marriage is legalized flashing. Nudity should be enjoyed by married couples. If we can't enjoy nudity, why stay married? Anyone can have a headache once in a while. But a headache does not mean you have to keep your bra buckled tight. If you don't like topless, then half the marriage is missing. Ideas?