Lame Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Kermit, Apr 14, 2011.

  1. Kermit

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    i guess the lamest is "wanna fuck?" or "wanna see my penis?"

    but the most bizarre one, one wonders if anyone is dumb enough to use (there was some hersay though that it was actually used, i told a friend of mine it and she told a friend of hers and he actually used to it to try and be sweet to his SO lol):

    my love for you is like diarrhea, i can't hold it in
     
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    hell i must agree very lame
     
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    One that's worked several times is "care to have a cheap meaningless relationship?" Used it on a dare one time and the damn thing worked. Got a couple of "fuck offs" though.
     
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    Nice legs. When do they open?
     
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    I'm all wet.. want to help me clean up
     
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    You know, a line like that coming from a woman wouldn't be considered lame at all I think. In fact most guys would be falling all over themselves to be the one. :p
     
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    That was from a womans perspective :p

    and it worked so I guess it's not lame huh lol
     
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    I never used em. I think it's folklore that they can even conceivably work to ones advantage. If anything the girl was going to fuck you anyways, with or without the lame pick up line. Best bet is to always say what comes natural to you and is sincere. Never good to rehearse what you're going to say unless you have a presentation to give.
     
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    I lost my number. Can I have yours?
     
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    This one is brilliant! :lol
     
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    It's not really a pick up line but if I'm truly mesmerized by a women's beauty I'm always sure to tell them so. Usually they seem quite flattered. Never tell a girl you think she's hot. That's just tacky.
     
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    "Three more beers and you'll look better than my wife!"

    or if you have trouble looking sexy while ducking:

    "Mind if I take your picture? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas."
     
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    :lol:lol:lol
     
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    omgg i have a ton that have been said to me ;
    ur smile can bring dead puppies alive
    u put the "p" in pretty
    i lost my number can i get urs?
    cant think of more in the moment ..

    your body is so hot i can bake a pizza on -modern family
     
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    LMAO .. reminds me of what a guy said to me a couple of years ago.

    me: "What did santa get you for christmas?"

    him: "I don't belive in santa anymore"

    me: "Why's that?"

    Him: "Because you weren't naked and under the tree when I woke up"
     
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    I made on up the other day by accident. My knee hit my friend, and I said "sorry, I "kneed you".
     
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    the funniest/worse and im gunna prolly catch flak for this but here goes

    "excuse me does this rag smell like chloroform?"

    and how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice
     
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    How about the pick up line "Will you have sex with me for 50 "American" dollars?"

    Note: Usually only works in foreign countries.
     
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    take your car keys, touching a girl with it, turning it and saying 'turned on yet?'
     
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    Excuse me...But what time do your legs open?
    Edit..DOH! See that one has already been used! lmao