Ladies: Help me test a weird theory I have...

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Clark, Apr 29, 2007.

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Which of these do you like/dislike?

  1. Yes, I like seafood. Yes, I like oatmeal. Yes, I like cum.

    9 vote(s)
    33.3%
  2. Yes, I like seafood. Yes, I like oatmeal. No, I don't like cum.

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    7.4%
  3. Yes, I like seafood. No, I don't like oatmeal. Yes, I like cum.

    10 vote(s)
    37.0%
  4. Yes, I like seafood. No, I don't like oatmeal. No, I don't like cum.

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
  5. No, I don't like seafood. Yes, I like oatmeal. No, I don't like cum.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. No, I don't like seafood. No, I don't like oatmeal. No, I don't like cum.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. No, I don't like seafood. Yes, I like oatmeal. Yes, I like cum.

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
  8. No, I don't like seafood. No, I don't like oatmeal. Yes, I like cum.

    2 vote(s)
    7.4%
  1. Clark

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    The question:
    Is there a relationship between whether a woman likes seafood, likes oatmeal, and likes cum?

    Explanation:
    I have a buddy who's recently divorced and is dating. He and I were bullshitting and we somehow ended up wondering if there's a way to determine if a woman enjoys cum or swallows. So, I was wondering aloud and said, "I would think that if a woman had no problems with the funky smell and taste fish, and if a woman didn't mind the gooey texture of oatmeal... I bet that woman likes cum and swallows."

    Help me determine if there is or is not a connection here!
     
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    I like all three. I'm intrigued as to how the results of this will look!
     
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    Now that's an interesting theory! I might be the oddball here as I never eat seafood or oatmeal. :)
     
  4. NaughtyKnickers

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    I like one or two kinds of fish, but shellfish NO way.
    I love oatmeal, though :D
    While I like the taste of cum, I think that is due to loving the experience, not entirely just because it tastes delicious. So long as he hasn't eaten the no no foods that make it taste distinctly 'off', I'm enjoying playing with and tasting cum for a variety of reasons. :p
     
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    I think you're so right about loving the experience. I don't mind the taste because of the pleasure he gets from it and that makes us both happy. Sometimes it is a little salty tasting but most often it does taste delicious.
     
  6. Bella

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    Yes, I like certain seafood
    Yes, I like oatmeal in some things, like granola, but not by itself :ugh
    Yes, I like cum

    Hmmm, hope you're gonna let us know your results! :brow
    ~Bella
     
  7. Dreama

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    I think this is really silly. :p I chose the first option, though.
     
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    I wonder if quaker oats will have a new type of advert straped to the box..
    Oats so good she'll be gobbleing and swallowing your cum in no time

    Seafoood platter , let it slowly slide down the back of your thraot.
    hehehe....Id like to know the outcum of this theory...
     
  9. Clark

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    BUMP

    Only 16 votes?!?

    Now, I KNOW there's more than 16 women on this forum!

    Come on, ladies! Post an answer or I'll flood the bbs with a million more threads about penis size!
     
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    NO! Anything but that!!! :whoa

    I'm a seafood-oatmeal-cum kinda' gal! :)
     
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    Why not try it yourself Clark, then you'd know for sure?
     
  12. Kronnie

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    Yeah try and see....

    Best way though is giving your SO oral after you have cum inside her...:p
     
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    All I'll say is that I am not with the majority ;)
     
  14. Clark

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    Eating my own cum will not help my friend and I determine if there's a correlation between women who do/don't like fish/oatmeal/cum.

    And incidentally, if my wife said it would turn her on, I'd try it.
     
  15. loveit247

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    Silly, all cum tastes different and tastes nothing like fish and feels nothing like oatmeal!
     
  16. Kronnie

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    I may sound a bit dumb here but oatmeal ( is that the same as porridge ? )


    If it is then Id agree with loveit that sperm feels nothing like oatmeal lmao. :)

    and edable flavoured gel smeared all over the penis will make the cum taste far better.
     
  17. Bluesy

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    Fishy tasting? That's usually a sign of infection :ugh Clark, pineapple juice, plenty of water every day, more fruits and veggies, less meat...You can alter the flavor/texture of your cum.
     
  18. Clark

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    Well, I'm working on that. But the point of this isn't to try to get my wife to blow me. Just trying to see if there's a correlation in a preference to food taste/texture and cum.

    Yes, I know that oatmeal isn't the same consistency as cum. But the point is to see if there is a "I don't mind eating gooey things" mindset. Same for seafood (but for taste, not texture).

    Incidentally, if anyone here thinks there's a food correlation that's better than seafood or oatmeal, I'd be glad to hear it.
     
  19. loveit247

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    There is no correlation what so ever! One is a body fluid and therefore has a whole mess of phychological factors to it, the others a foods. Your theroy is busted!
     
  20. Clark

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    Not necessarily.

    So far, 75% of the women who have said they like seafood also like cum.

    Oatmeal, on the other hand, doesn't seem to have much of an influence.

    But unfortunately, there have only been 24 votes. I'd feel a lot better about reaching a conclusion if there was a larger voting base.