The question: Is there a relationship between whether a woman likes seafood, likes oatmeal, and likes cum? Explanation: I have a buddy who's recently divorced and is dating. He and I were bullshitting and we somehow ended up wondering if there's a way to determine if a woman enjoys cum or swallows. So, I was wondering aloud and said, "I would think that if a woman had no problems with the funky smell and taste fish, and if a woman didn't mind the gooey texture of oatmeal... I bet that woman likes cum and swallows." Help me determine if there is or is not a connection here!