kids say crazy things

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  1. sabian

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    Just thought I would share this with you. im sure you all have experienced some crazy kid talk..hahaha. we were having dinner with my parents, and just about the time we were ready to finish up. My three year old who is a male and just about conquered the whole potty trainning thing..says.......Gram...yeah sweety....did you know my mom pees through her butt!......hahahahaha.. Man it was great to hear my mom talk her way out of that one...hahaha. Kids say the craziest stuff. hahah He just has'nt got the whole guys stand up, and girls sit down, thing..hahah
     
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    That's just too cute! Kids think some crazy things too. My mom told me about sex and babies, and for the longest time I thought babies were made by the man putting his penis on a breast. I don't remember what she said that let me to that conclusion.
     
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    hahah thats awesome... parents say some crazy stuff..hahaha. glad that is not the case.:lol
     
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    Just had a child can't wait for her to start talking
     
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    That is a good one sabian!

    I went through the years hearing crazy things that my kids said...now I'm on the grand child...SO much fun!

    Right now her famous saying is "foxy mama" but sounds like fucking momma. :lol
     
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    This still makes me smile!
     
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    One morning, when my son was about 5 he said, "I heard zoo noises last night."

    Thought we had been quiet but apparently not. :eek:
     
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    To funny!!! hahaha
     
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    Barb....did you ask him what animals he heard?
     
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    Probably hyenas, barking baboons, whooping chimpanzees then the lioness roar!
     
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    Must be Bonobo...:lol
     
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    Pretty accurate except you forgot the trumpeting of elephants and the growling of wolves.
     
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    years ago when one of my boys was about 4, we were traveling stopped at a rest stop, he and I were using urinals next to each other, when he looks over, and says, (boy you have a big one daddy). I still laugh even while typing this.. by the way size is relative, and was he ever wrong,, haha