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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by lickablesue, May 15, 2007.

  1. lickablesue

    lickablesue New Member

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    ok all you men and women in :sf land tell me your best chat up lines, what do you say that never fails, and whats the worst you have ever used or had used on you hehe maybe i can pick up some tips
     
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    Inever use chat up lines, i never have the outward confidence in myself to do them...usualy i just try to be myself but that never usualy works hehe, as i come over to shy at first....but if im lucky enough to get past the first few minutes and still able to hold the females attaensions, thats usualy when i warm up, and can usualy get a feel for the type of female she is,
    sadly i never have a set plan of action, as so many females are different .
     
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    I've never used "a line". If I've wanted to meet someone there's been a reason, and I just say it outright.

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, wanna fuck?" j/k
     
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    But as i have been single a long time , maybe i should try some lines out hehehe.....Or just walk into a bar filled with females only wearing see through underwear lmao....
     
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    The worst pick up lines i've ever heard:

    I asked this guy what he wanted for Christmas (this was in November, we were chatting as friends), and he said "How about you, wrapped up in a bow?

    Same night, I was telling him that my nieces and nephews were really cute, and he said "apple doesn't fall far from the tree." - UGH!

    Same night, same guy: I was showing him my tattoos, and he said "Too bad you don't have any ones on your chest. I'd be REALLY interested in seeing those."

    What a pig!!


    (and I've been dating him for eight months now! :D)
     
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    I knew a guy that used "Wanta fuck?" a lot and it worked. I use the same line but clean it up a bit.
     
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    As I have never needer a pickup line I really wouldnt know.
    I think just being yourself would be best.

    Hiker
     
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    On a work night out in the pub:

    I saw a 35 year old work friend tell a 25 year old stunner, "Boy, you scrub up well!"

    He pulled her instantly.
     
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    hahahaha... I went to a bar one night knowing that there was gonna be a certain girl there. Turned out she had a boyfriend...

    So I noticed a girl in the group that was waaay hotter than her.. We talked a bit, I told her "you're cuter than a speckled pup laying under a little red wagon"

    We've been married for 10yrs now!
     
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    My personal favorite (in the WORST category) is, "Lady... Heaven is missing an angel..." line.

    I got that one last summer while pumping gas at the gas station. I wanted to be nice but.. I just looked away and tried to hide my snickers. It just sounded kinda silly as no one has EVER called me an angel before... :lol
     
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    I have admitedly used the, "Your legs must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day" line on somebody, which produced merriment, but little else.

    Thus, I never use them seriously. If things are gonna happen, they will.
     
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    haha i guess it goes to show sometimes a guy speacking his mind even if being a pig arrogant can win fair lady over :p