Just for fun. Fave friends quotes.

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  1. bluvm

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    Just for fun enter your favorite friends quotes.
     
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    Joey: Ducks is heads, cause ducks have heads.
    Chandler: What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday party.
     
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    Joey talking to chandler about the way his tailor measures him for pants....turns to ross and asks....

    (joey) "tell him ross, thats how they do pants''
    (Ross) "oh sure, thats how they do pants.....IN PRISON!!!"
     
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    I didn't know men watched Friends. I always thought it was for girls only [​IMG]
     
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    i had to find something to watch after "all in the family" went off the aire
     
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    nothing against Friends. I'm just surprised. My wife likes it and so so her friends but I don't know of a single man who does.......... until now.

    Anyway, my appologies and I will leave this thread for Friends followers.
     
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    lol....no offense taken here....the show was hilarious to me tho...much the same as, im about the exact opposite of "frasier"...but that show cracked me up too...M.A.S.H. still the greatest show ever tho....
     
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    It's not like I said favorite soap opera quotes.
     
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    its ok..im ok with my masculinity....and in touch with my "feminine" side...:D
     
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    We watch it a lot. Some episodes are still funny.
     
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    I hate Friends. I don't find it the least bit funny.
     
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    A: When your new girlfriend asks what your view is on porn, the correct answer is not "widescreen HD". *looks at Michael*

    Brave: These are getting repeatedly worse we all know Michael watches full screen....

    D: More spamm. What a surprise!

    A: Get out D! /eyeroll

    Sam: What is the correct answer to such a question?

    A: You tell me, I already told you what is the incorrect answer.

    Sam: Assuming there is only one incorrect answer, I'd say it gets me through the less eventful parts of the day rather well.

    Oversinged: the obvious answer is "What's Porn?"

    B: You sir are so god damn brilliant i just can't fathom it

    Sween (micheal): I like the little burst of excitement when a girl takes her pants off and reveals she has a dick. Shemale porn ftw.

    A: (quoting B) Lol'd!
    (quoting Sween) get help

    B: (quoting sween) Lol'd

    Sea: lolz sweeny has failed the daily question of the month :p

    M: lol, or you could say, "can we make a tape together, and then we could both watch it on the H.D. big screen." OR, a really bad answer might be, "We can watch it together." True story i have a friend that is dating and he and his G.f. watch porn together then they try to reenact it.

    Duck: My mate and his Girlfriend were in the process of copulating late last night. At the end of the copulation, just as he was about to Ejaculate he said "Ahhh...Bisto"

    His mrs flipped out at first but then laughed about it when he recounted the tale to his old chums, morale of the story is: Spontaneity is the backbone of a good relationship.

    /True story, laughed my fucking arse off
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    That would be a bit out of a forum I'm familiar with, tinkered with the names to keep them from hunting me for not keeping it inside said forum :p

    Hey, can you make spoiler tags here? If not, that's rather annoying.
     
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    just wondering why? seems like a weird thing to hate....?
     
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    Bet you thought boxing and football is for guys only to.
     
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    Course they are! Those are manly sports of manliness that one those with high levels of manliness may enjoy!
     
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    what about " WE WERE ON A BREAAAAK!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    what about " WE WERE ON A BREAAAAK!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    Or a classic no one has said which I believe is widely used " HOW YOU DOIN?" JOEY QUOTE
     
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    smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you ? Good ole feebie
     
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    I guess i have high levels of manliness.