Just a little lawyer humor

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  1. jjqbiz

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    A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
    The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
    panicking, shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue
    business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her
    coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the
    boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.

    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and
    walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
    rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
    anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

    "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".