Joke: Magic Dildo

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  1. GentleManSteve

    GentleManSteve New Member

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    Magic Dildo

    This woman walks into a porn shop asking for something she could use to satisfy herself with while her husband was out of town. The porn shop worker showed her all the dildos and vibrators. But she didn't see anything that looked pleasing. An Old man walks in and says are you looking to buy some porn stuff. The woman said No I can not find anything I like. The old man said come out to my car and I have a magic dildo that I am pretty sure you will love. She walked out to the car with the old man and he opened the trunk and pulled out a Dildo with strange writing on it. The woman said they have plenty of Dildos in the porn shop but I do not want a dildo. The old man said Ma am this is no usual dildo, it is a magic dildo. The woman said how is it magic? The old man said just watch. The old man took magic dildo and said magic dildo wall. And the Dildo jumped out of his hands and started fucking the wall at about 350 to 400 strokes a minute. The old man said oh magic dildo and the dildo speeded up stroking the wall faster at about 450 to 500 strokes a minute. Then he said stop and the magic dildo stopped. Then he said magic dildo car and the magic dildo started fucking the car at about 350 to 400 strokes a minute. The woman said yea yea yea I want it I want it I want it. The old man said stop. The magic dildo stopped.

    The woman buys the Magic dildo and is driving down the road and decides to try it out and said magic dildo my hand and the magic dildo started stroking her hand at about 350 to 400 strokes a minute. The woman is watching the magic dildo fuck her hand and gets excited and says magic dildo my pussy. The magic dildo jumped in her pussy and start fucking her pussy at about 350 to 400 strokes a minute and the woman starts moaning and groaning real loud and say ohhhh magic dildo ohhh magic dildo ohhh magic dildo. Everytime she said ohh magic dildo the dildo got faster and faster and faster. it got to the point where the magic dildo was fucking her at about 12000 strokes a minute and the woman was cumming so fast and so hard that her pussy juices was flying out of her pussy like a super soaker. She is swerving back and forth all over the road and a cop got behind her and said pull over lady pull over. She could not hear the sirens over her screams of pleasure that the magic dildo was putting on her. Finally the cop said stop lady stop now!!!!. The magic dildo stoped fucking her and she pulled over and was just laid back in the seat with a big gigantic smile on her face. The cop says what is your problem lady. The lady said maaaaaaagic diiiiildoooooo. The cop says magic dildo my ass.
     
  2. doberman

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    that was a good laugh!!!