Joke for you all.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Sassy_Princess, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. Sassy_Princess

    Sassy_Princess New Member

    Mar 22, 2007
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    "The Wash Cloth"

    I was due for an appointment with the
    gynecologist later in the week.

    Early one morning, I received a call from the
    doctor's office to tell me that I had been
    rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
    I had only just packed everyone off to work
    and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The
    trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I
    didn't have any time to spare.

    As most women do, I like to take a little
    extra effort over hygiene when making such visits,
    but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
    full effort.

    So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,
    wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,
    and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make
    sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
    washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
    clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my

    I was in the waiting room for only a few
    minutes when I was called in. Knowing the
    procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
    table, looked over at the other side of the room and
    pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a
    million miles away. I was a little surprised when
    the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort
    this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

    After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of
    relief and went home.
    The rest of the day was normal ... Some
    shopping, cleaning, cooking.

    After school when my 6 year old daughter was
    playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy,
    where's my washcloth?"

    I told her to get another one from the

    She replied, "No, I need the one that was here
    by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles
    saved inside it."

    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
  2. spooky_chicken

    spooky_chicken New Member

    Jan 9, 2007
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    haha :rofl