My girlfriend doesn't like me going to strip clubs, and I can understand why. But right now she's in Florida, and I won't be seeing her for at least another month. So, if I were to go down to the local topless bar and get a lapdance, would that be considered cheating? Let me state that I would NEVER cheat on her. If Salma Hayek walked up to me and said "bend me over and fuck me like there's no tomorrow" I'd turn around, cry, and walk away.