This week I got so drunk my blood was virtually flammable. I hadn't been that drunk in a long time, and rarely does a night spiral out of control so gloriously. My buddy alerted me of an middle aged woman undressing me with her eyes from a table in the corner of the bar. I told my friend I was too drunk to approach her and that we needed to go for a walk. However, she snatched me up and my friend laughed and said "Just bring him back to me in one piece." She answered with an ominous "I can't promise you that." This is a first for me, by the morning time she claimed having sex with a stranger was a big fantasy of hers. Anybody have similar stories?