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Discussion in 'Sexual Foreplay and Techniques' started by elonlyBuster, Sep 28, 2008.

  1. elonlyBuster

    elonlyBuster New Member

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    So after watching Jackass I've had the idea of inserting a full bottle of beer into my girlfriend ass and vagina (not simultaneously of course). But are there anythings I should know?

    I'm already expecting it to be messy and that I'd have to do a lot of cleaning once done.
     
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    I am sure she can hardly wait for this:uhh:
     
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    I would think that using a bottle like that in her ass would be an extremely dangerous thing to do..You might want to reconcider that thought...
     
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    Anything after this is a Non sequitur. But lets pretend

    Watch out for the gun muzzle blast. that close to you not only will the bullet itself kill or injure you, the blast will leave a nasty mark!

    Or maybe I will be accused of not making new people feel welcome!

    Long live the NRA with these type of people.

    V
     
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    Okay first off, I can't tell you how many patients over the years I have seen personally or have heard about that have had to come into the ER to get things removed like a beer bottle out of there anus, or have come in because there anus has a laceration due to something like that being put up there.
    In case you haven't noticed that on the bottom of the beer bottle their are ridges, also the cap itself has ridges.
    I am not going to sit here though and lecture you since well I am guilty of years ago playing with a beer bottle not in my anus though.
    I love anal sex, I have had many toys etc and put up there. If you and your partner decide to do this then use caution, lots of lube put a rubber on it and pray that the bottle doesn't break in her anus.
    I dont advice you to try this, but to each their own.
     
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    Wow oh no I'm not gonna fuck her with the bottle, just insert enough of it so it pours in without spilling everywhere. Maybe and inch or 2 of the neck in her. But thanks for the pre-warning
     
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    Ummmm, has she given you permission to do any of this???
     
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    Very good point..I wouldn't suggest just doing it without first discussing it with her, unless of course you want to risk your own health...Never do anything she doesn't know about or wants to try. Always respect the wishes of your partner, or you'll forever be using your very own hands.
     
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    To notable quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bow
     
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    I am as liberal about sex (and stuff) as the next person BUT I cannot even believe this is being entertained. God I feel even older! :( :( :(

    Ok, I just feel so MATURE! thats better!

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    I think, given the shape of a beer bottle, use an actual glass bottle of something that resembles a penis.

    It seems like you've talked to her about it and are just looking for more safety tips. I think if anything, make sure you use an actual bottle, cleaned and put only in the vagina for health/safety for both of you.

    That's all i can really think of aside from the other things said. Since everyone else is against it, i'm trying to give feedback that might help you since you asked.
     
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    With ya, sister! ;)
     
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    Well please make sure that you discuss this with her first. Also there is alot of yeast in beer etc.. Which can lead to a huge infection, beer wasn't ment to be poured into a vagina. I know you read my comment above, if she is in agreement with this, also make sure that she knows the risk factor of infection.
     
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    All I can think of is that if a bunch of beer was poured into a vagina, that would cause a nasty, nasty infection.

    This would be a terrible turnoff for me.
     
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    I'm a newby here, so take it east on me, but I fail to see what either of you would get out of this!
     
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    I believe Jackass comes with the "do not try this at home" disclaimer.
    Seriously, if you asked me to do this I'd slap you upside the head and kick you where it hurts.

    Exercise caution when asking your girlfriend. Wear a cup.
     
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    I've done a beer bottle before. No biggie.
    It didn't have any beer in it - but only because Thorn would be horrified at the waste factor!! :rofl
     
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    lmao!
     
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    :rofl

    BD
     
  20. igor

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    Rose, somehow I just cannot buy that. You? with a bottle up your ****. I don't believe it! :ugh