In flight - Very Funny

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    In flight




    A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from Hong Kong

    to Sydney, Australia.



    After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie

    asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.



    The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.



    He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen

    whores than let liquor touch my lips."



    The Aussie handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too,

    I didn't know we had a choice."