I'm trowing a tantrum

Discussion in 'Sex and Relationships' started by Babiegurl, Feb 5, 2007.

  1. Babiegurl

    Babiegurl New Member

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    I'm on the floor kicking and screaming and crying:

    I CANT HAVE SEX TODAY!!!!

    Since me and hubby are trying to have a baby he has to go in tomorrow for a sperm count so no sex today..... :( I'm sure not everyone wanted to hear that but I had to vent. He said we will tomorrow after the appointment but that tomorrow not today. Does anyone want to fill his shoes for the night?
     
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    anytime hun, but, you know, you would have to d(r)ive here..

    BTW, are you from anywhere near golden in colorado?
     
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    I'm in Denver why do you ask?
     
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    because i have some kind of weird attraction to spyderco-knives, and those are from golden, colorado.. :D that's all.. besides, if you dont hurry, my lovely dog will take your place in bed.. :D:D:D but only for sleeping, i would like to strengthen that point being on :sf..
     
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    I've never heard of those knives... whats the quality?
    Your dog is a lucky dog!
     
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    melicious The Old Maid
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    A baby is worth is, Babie! You know that. A little masturbation, and planning the fuck of a lifetime for tomorrow.
     
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    I remember going through that. Ugh. Not fun. Spunking into a cup isn't nearly as glamorous as it is in the movies. :ugh
     
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    *HW immediately checks cost of air fare and departure times to Denver Colorado* :D
     
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    Remember to put your feet behind your head after your man has cum inside of you Babs...(or during if you so wish haha)...

    It helps the sperm to catch the egg...

    and light a green candle with "pregnant" inscribed into it...let it burn through....

    Worked for me anyway...

    :)
     
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    My ex never needed the feet behind the head Scorp, we had 2 without trying, so if it's gonna work it'll work.
    I thank goodness those days are long gone and so is the monthly red flag! LOL
     
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    Heeheee

    She doesnt know what she was missing....its great craic (excuse the pun)

    And yes you are right, if its gonna happen etc.....

    But I just liked to assume that position haha!!!!

    I am so looking forward to the departure of the monthly red flag

    Do you think Elvis, if I was to assume the feet behind head position, it may hurry that along a little, too :)

    lol!!!
     
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    Some people need all the help they can get, Elvis. ;) We tried for 1.5 years before our son was conceived. At the end we were trying every trick in the book.
     
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    Don't I know it Heelfetish, some of our friends have had awful trouble getting the job done, your 1.5 yrs pales into insignificance when I think about one couple we know who tried almost everything for 5 yrs before it happened, but when it did, it had nothing to do with planning. They took a weekend break and got so relaxed it just happened.

    "The best laid plans of mice and men." Et al?

    Scorp, I don't think the feet behind the head will accelerate the menopause! LOL
    You'll be lucky (and him) if you can still do that by then!!!

    You just gave me a new fantasy after all thse years!!!
     
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    i think they are the best you can get! also design is very sexy, they're supersharp.. www.spyderco.com

    yes, she is!!!
     
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    Well another night of no sex... the lab was closed today so he couldnt drop off a specimen today and he has to with hold from sex 2-3 day to give them the correct specimen and the kicker is that he has to make an appointment with teh freaking lab to drop off so it could be tomorrow, the next day or so on.... Anyways, just had to do a quick vent again.
     
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    :ugh Sorry to hear that, Babiegurl. Hopefully he's taking care of you in other ways in the meantime. :)
     
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    Babie..... you need to take a weekend away in Illinois! Lemme know when the plane lands, k? I'll be holding the sign.
     
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    Maybe two men.....a spare....would be a good idea...

    Or as I have heard it phrased a "fill-in"

    Yes one guy said to me once..."can I be a fill in for your husband"

    lol

    Sexy little fucker he is....should have say "YAY, fill me in big boy"

    but i didnt....damn..:)
     
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    LOL well he actually just said screw it and we we had fabulous sex last night. He said he knew it was important to get the lab the sample but he wanted me really bad. Its was nice. So he was just going to make an appointment for 3 days out and send in the sample. What a great man!

    Melicious- I will def let you know when I hope a plane to you!

    Sexy- I should look in to getting a "fill in" but I'm not sure how often I would use that option. LOL
     
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    I wish you all the best with starting your family. May God bless you with beautiful happy children.

    Pete