I'm such a dork...

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  1. FlaminFrancesca

    FlaminFrancesca New Member

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    So this past weekend I was getting a shower, with no kids in the bathroom (which never happens), as hubby had them playing outside. I was shaving, and I usually either go all the way smooth, or just leave a tiny tiny triangle, but I thought I'd be more creative this time, since I had the privacy. So I took about 15 minutes, and shaved a beautiful, perfect uppercase J in my pubic region... I was sooooooo proud of myself. I thought, buy is he going to get a kick out of this, as I've never done that sort of thing before, only to realize whilst admiring my handiwork, that I'd shaved it backwards... :eek
    So I opted for the totally bare look this weekend afterall....
    heehee...
    I repeat, I'm a DORK!
    LMAO... just had to share... it's not like my mom or sister would appreciate the story, they are total prudes...
     
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    You shouldve just shaved off the bottom and made it a "T" and when he asked why say well T'aint this what you want. Better luck next time.
     
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    Hair today, gone tomorrow. :ugh
     
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    The great thing is you can always try again, I have tried hearts, squares, triangles, circles, lines, letters, numbers, arrows and even a swirl, (which worked for about 3 days then was a mess).
     
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