I'm sorry but........

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by Sweetlysad, Dec 21, 2014.

  1. Sweetlysad

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    Come up with an excuse not to have sex with the person above you, as if they has just asked you for it.

    Example - I am sorry but I am painting my toe nails!
     
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    I am sorry but I am havin sex with Lou.. is that what you mean. ;)
     
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    I'm sorry but I'm still mad you didn't tell me you were in Florida lol

    Fyi I'm not REALLY mad. Just pretend mad. :p
     
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    I totally would butttttttttt, I'm catching up on the young and the restless
     
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    Sorry man I cant, guys aint my cup of tea!
     
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    Seriously? After what happened last time????
     
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    I can't even pretend I wouldn't lol
     
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    Oh dear! Play the game :)

    I am sorry but, not until that rash clears up!
     
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    see, you're hot and all but, I lost my dick in a dice game
     
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    I am sorry but I don't roll that way.
     
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    Can't got a bad case of the whiskey dick sorry buddy!
     
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    Sorry - I need a weeks notice :rolleyes:
     
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    I am sorry but AGAIN! Goodness 5 times was enough!
     
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    I would but, voldemort is a very jealous boy friend
     
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    I'm sorry but you are a dude
     
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    sorry, Im allergic
     
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    I'm sorry but that thing is just too big
     
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    I am sorry but I don't know you
     
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    sorry, but, That gangbang at the carnival earlier really wore me out
     
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    I am sorry but last time you didn't untie me for hours!
     
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