I'm all fucked up

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  1. Barbwire

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    I haven't been posting much lately because from my elbows to my fingers on each arm I have horrible pain. I've been doing a lot of heavy duty farm work and it has caused my carpal tunnels to scream as well as my arm muscles. My hands are so swollen I can't wear my wedding band. *sigh* Worse yet, I can hardly hold a vibrator and a finger diddle is out of the question. *bigger sigh*

    After two weeks of almost no relief and very little sleep, I'm miserable. I miss posting here but I read things each day. Ok, enough of my boo fuckin' hooing, time for pain meds and Ben Gay, bye for now.
     
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    Aww sweety :( I was wondering why you weren't on Yahoo. I hope you feel tons better. I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. Ice your wrists and take ibuprofen.
     
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    Aw babe, I'm sorry to hear you're hurt'n. I'll take some of my special pain remedy and face the North and chant. Let me know if it helps.
     
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    Aww! I'm sorry! I hope you start feeling better soon!!
     
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    I don't know what's worse for you, CL, not being able to type or not being able to diddle.....
    Oh never mind - yes I think I do know what's worse :lol

    Dammit - back off the field work a bit, will ya? and talk to a Dr.
     
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    Sorry to hear that, CL. Hope your health improves soon!!!
     
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    Hope it's better soon, sweety.
     
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    X2.....
    Hope you feel better soon love:rose.....and as Igor said, ease up a little on the workload will ya'.....:ugh
     
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    Dear CL,

    I have a dirty, very dirty story swirling around in my head about the woman and her farm work, tough, hard, sweaty farm work, and the 20 year old college kid who needed a few bucks and how it, somehow, turned into more of a barter propostion and how the lady in question ended up with some very sore and tired body parts none of which had anything to do with shovels or hay bails or mucking stalls...

    :devil:
     
  10. Barbwire

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    Just back from doc's. She suspects I have carpal tunnel AND "tennis" elbow in both arms. Next, I go to an orthopedic specialist. I also got a Rx for a much stronger pain reliever, thank god. Still can't type much, so I won't be around the forums for another coupla weeks. Bummer!
     
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    I am relieved that you sought professional help for this :tup and I hope the specialist can find the right solution.
     
  12. Barbwire

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    Thanks to a tiny bit of booze and dope plus a hydro, I'm relatively pain-free right now so, I decided to update you all on the condition my condition is in.

    It's been about a month since I first strained, sprained, and maimed everything from my elbows down in both arms and I'm still waiting on my appt with the orthopedic specialist.

    I couldn't get an appt until May 11th, so I'll just cope the best I can 'til then. I've been sleeping with two wrist braces in addition to my CPAP mask, As you can imagine, I'm quite the sight. No wonder hubby and I have only gotten funky 3 times in the past 4 weeks. I don't even masturbate anymore. :ugh

    Something that is bothering me almost as much is the fact that my libido has split and I find it almost impossible to orgasm. I don't know if it's my arms or my new depression med but, I'm upset about losing my sexual mojo.

    On the plus side, I'm losing weight and have a nice tan from being outside and away from the computer every day. :)

    I do miss you all and wish I could post replies to all of the interesting threads that are now active and to welcome all of the cool new members.

    Well, I need to shower and shave while I still have feeling in my finger tips. TTYL

    ~CL~
     
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    Keep doing what the doc says so you can get back to us. We are missing you; both groups, those that love you and those who love to hate you.:p
     
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    The problem, Cl, is that the shit your are doing outside doesn't help you get over the problem. That, I think, is what caused it in the first place. So go easy on the barnyard chores will ya?
     
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    We've missed you too' CL....but I'm sure most of us will stick around and wait eagerly for your return....I know I will anyways...:D
    And dont stress too much about the libido.....once you feel better, Ive no doubt it'll return in due course:tup
     
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    Thanks, guys. :)

    Oh and Igor, I am not doing anything outside to irritate my arms so, that isn't the problem.
     
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    Hope you're better soon. It's hard to believe your libido has split, but if you say so I'll believe you. I'll bet your Hubby gets a workout when you get back to your old horny self, the lucky dog.
     
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    I figured I'd post an update for those of you that give a poop.

    Just got back from the orthopedic guy and it's official; I need surgery for severe CTS in both of my wrists. I'm itching to get the surgery done and the first one should be finished early next month. They will be done 3 weeks apart and after they are healed, we'll discuss if I am to have surgery in both elbows as well.

    I've stopped taking pain meds because they weren't really doing the trick. The doc said I must have a high tolerance to pain because I'm getting by so well with my messed up wrists.

    So, until I'm better, I will bravely continue to masturbate and do it doggy-style. Afterall, I have a reputation to uphold. :dgrin
     
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    aww, sweety, I'm so sorry that you are having a hard time masturbating. :( Also that you need surgery. I hope things go well.
     
  20. Barbwire

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    It only hurts when I'm phonephucking while sitting on the edge of the bed holding the phone with my neck and shoulder, plugging myself with a big fat rubber dick in my pussy and a shorter version of said dick in my ass whilst using an Eroscillator on my nipples.