I bought a book: "How to make it big." It was all about money. My wife likes to talk to me during sex, last night she called me from a hotel. All you hear is sex, sex, sex. With sex I've had it up to here. Not lately though, I'll tell you that. My wife put a mirror in over our bed, she told me she likes to watch herself laugh. -All Rodney Dangerfield. What are you favourite sex jokes?