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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Barbwire, Sep 6, 2012.
If'n you were a monkey, would you rather sit on his lap or on his face?
I can't believe this thread has over 50 hits and not one person commented or even voted.
It's a sad state of affairs, I tell ya, a sad state.
If I was a monkey that looked like that, I'd be finding the nearest cliff.
Or the nearest beach, I don't know if you've noticed, but monkeys can get away with getting a feel without getting into trouble.
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
I'm kinda torn as to what I'd do were I a female of his kind. I mean, the two tone dick and balls are fabulous but, with that nose, I bet he could eat me and fuck me at the same time.
I'm sure I there are humans that could eat you out and fuck you at the same time
Haven't you noticed some people have really big noses themselves?
Seen some super-sized snot lockers in my day but nothing I'd wanna sit on.
I never said they were sit-on worthy
That animal looks to be a male.
In which case (of the options given) I'd choose the third.
Aww! Now I'm sad. Can't anyone take a joke?
If that's the best you've got, this lady monkey's staying celibate.
I choose this option:
Red, you always know just what to say.
I see the polls are leaning towards me needing help. I can live with that.
My thoughts too Red...
Yeah - methinks you need help allright :lol