If'n you were a monkey....

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by Barbwire, Sep 6, 2012.

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Lap or face?

  1. Lap

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  2. Face

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  3. You are a sick woman and you need help.

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  1. Barbwire

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    If'n you were a monkey, would you rather sit on his lap or on his face?


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  2. Barbwire

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    I can't believe this thread has over 50 hits and not one person commented or even voted.

    It's a sad state of affairs, I tell ya, a sad state.
     
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    If I was a monkey that looked like that, I'd be finding the nearest cliff.

    Or the nearest beach, I don't know if you've noticed, but monkeys can get away with getting a feel without getting into trouble.
     
  4. Barbwire

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    Thanks for the vote of confidence. :p

    I'm kinda torn as to what I'd do were I a female of his kind. I mean, the two tone dick and balls are fabulous but, with that nose, I bet he could eat me and fuck me at the same time.

    *ponders*
     
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    I'm sure I there are humans that could eat you out and fuck you at the same time ;)
     
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    Do tell?
     
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    Haven't you noticed some people have really big noses themselves?
     
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    Seen some super-sized snot lockers in my day but nothing I'd wanna sit on.
     
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    I never said they were sit-on worthy :p
     
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    That animal looks to be a male.

    In which case (of the options given) I'd choose the third.
     
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    Aww! Now I'm sad. Can't anyone take a joke?
     
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    If that's the best you've got, this lady monkey's staying celibate.
     
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    I choose this option:
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    Red, you always know just what to say. :)

    I see the polls are leaning towards me needing help. I can live with that. :p
     
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    My thoughts too Red...
     
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    Yeah - methinks you need help allright :lol