If Restaurants Were Sex Acts

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  1. shortylikesitrough

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    Taco Bell "Head for the border." -> Oral
    Outback Steakhouse "Let's go out back tonight." -> Anal
    Wendy's "Where's the beef?" -> Lesbian
    KFC "Finger lickin' good." -> Fingering
    Mc Donald's "We love to see you smile." -> Orgy
    Domino's Pizza "You've got 30 minutes." -> Prostitution
    Subway "Eat fresh." -> Eating out
    Olive Garden "When you're here, you're family." -> Incest
    Pizza Hut "Gather 'round the good stuff." -> Bukkake

    Found this online, thought it quite funny. Can anyone think of more?
     
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    I can't think of any others, but those are great :)
     
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    Burger King "It's good to be the King." -> MFF Threesome
     
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    Haha, nice!
     
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    Arby's "Now That Your Tastes Have Grown Up!" - Adoring older women. And consequently shagging them.

    Subway "Eat Fresh" ... Draw your own conclusions.

     
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    This thread made me :lol I liked wheres the beef.

    Cant think of any off hand tho..

    McDonalds "Im lovin it" -> orgasms
    Quiznos "Mmmm.. Toasty" -> one of those steamy sex moments

    I dont know :p
     
  7. Essene

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    Cosmic, I was trying to think of some for exactly those two. Nice job. I was especially stuck on the "Mmmm... Toasty" one... The only thing that came to mind was a Dutch oven.

    I'd argue "[w]here's the beef" was about wanting "meat", not abstaining from wanting/using it. I knew a couple lesbians who hated men, but wanted ... that from me. They wound up shacking up with a thickly-sliced bacon Italian bloke. The "female" of the relationship got jealous of the "male" of the relationship because she could take his "bacon" and she could not. So sex was always odd for them. They all went their separate ways. One married a burrito and moved to Texas, and the "female" is now with a bratwurst-less brat.
     
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    ROCKFISH Seafood Grill Restaurant, Dallas, Texas
    Ad slogan: ROCKFISH. Great Seafood. Not a lot of clams.



    (Pretty much explains itself. Not a lot of Clams lol)


    Red Lobster seafood restaurants
    Marketing slogans: Red Lobster. Life on Land is Dry
    Share the Love



    (Swappers place to eat.)



    Jasper White's Summer Shack seafood restaurants
    Advertising slogan: Summer Shack. Food is Love


    (Place to watch women masturbate with phallic foods)


    Penguin Point, an Indiana chain of family restaurants
    Slogan: Penguin Point . The people pleasing place


    (Whorehouse)


    Taiwan Chinese Restaurant - Buffet, Hutchinson and Wichita, Kansas
    Advertising slogan: Big City Variety, Small Town Price.


    (Town full of Hookers)


    Casa Rico Mexican Restaurant, Maryland, USA
    Slogan: Casa Rico. We're better… We're fresher… We're tastier!


    (Virgin Teens)



    Ham's Restaurants, North Carolina, USA
    Tagline: Ham's Restaurant. A good time.


    (Anything goes)



    Williamson Restaurant, Pennsylvania
    Slogan: Whatever your occasion, Williamson makes it one to remember!


    (Fantasy Land)



    IHOP (International House of Pancakes restaurant), chain of restaurants, USA
    Slogan: IHOP restaurant. Come hungry. Leave happy.


    (Oral Sex institution)



    Applebee's, chain of restaurants, USA
    Slogan: Applebee's. Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood




    (Desperate Housewives....real Desperate Housewives)


    Hooters, American Restaurants
    Advertising slogan: Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined


    (Big Tits)


    Yours Truly Restaurants, casual dining, Ohio
    Slogans: Make People Happy, Have Some Fun and Be Number 1!


    (Orgy palace)


    Village Inn Restaurants, United States
    Slogans: Satisfying people's hunger for life's simple pleasures


    (Another whorehouse)



    Una Mas, mexican grills, Silicon Valley, California
    Motto: Una Mas. Get More Of What You Really Want!


    (To easy.....lol)
     
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    I laughed.
     
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    Haha! These are great!
     
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    :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

    Too funny!
     
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    sorta like comparing apples to oranges but found this on company condoms, pretty funny

    New Condoms
     
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    Haha I've seen those. There are more somewhere. When I find 'em I'll post 'em.
     
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    lol I laughed at IHOP. That one was so obvious, why didnt I think of that? I forgot about Applebees too.

    Good ones there