If I don't get {bank} soon, I'm going {blank}

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  1. HotForHoney

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    Woke up thinking about getting a good ass pounding and this topic came to mind....


    I'll go first...

    If I don't get anal soon, well, nothing....not like I'll sit on a cucumber!
     
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    If i don't get gas soon, I'm gonna be walking
     
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    If I don't get my dick sucked soon....I am going to fucking explode.
     
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    Not exactly what I meant, but funny!!!
     
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    If I do not get kidnapped by white slave traders, chained to a pole naked in town square, viewed and examined by potential buyers and then bought by a dark and handsome sheikh and forced to live in a harem I'm going to be slightly disappointed! :)
     
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    If two large breasted girls don't force themselves on me, holding me down while they take their pleasure, then I think I will just wake up...
     
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    Here's a little illustration to go with that fantasy :)
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m72dvxYq3a1r18mzfo1_1280.jpg


    If I don't get a pair of boobs in my face soon, I'm going to be grumpy :mad
     
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    Ditto to that
     
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    If I don't get sex tonight I will take matters into my own hands ;)
     
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    I think I'll go with this guy, but I'll make the succubi, cause I feel like spicing things up a bit.
     
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    Yours is the same as mine, except I would add "I will scream, tear my hair out and fuck my ass with every suitable object I can find in the house and still be longing for it".

    Yeah, my bf will do it because he loves me, but he does not have strong feelings about it one way or the other, so I have to always be the one to initiate it, and just once, I would like to have him crave it like I do. But....one year ago today, I had not had ANY sex in over a year, and it was driving me fucking crazy, so I can deal with it....most of the time. Plus, he'll do all the other stuff I always wanted.
     
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    If I don't get anything...then I'm going to be really sad and depressed...
     
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    Wow...cannot believe he's not fucking you every day and every way you want...
     
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    If I don't have some good sex soon, my balls are going to turn blue.
     
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    If I don't get Nike to finger me soon, I'm going to have to make an obscene phone call to him!
     
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    I agree about the yellow shoes........she be barefoot to make it more realistic.........or have a pair of those little Persian slippers on...... :)
     
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    If I don't find a horny girl in a chat room when I get home I'm going to have to jerk it to internet porn. :)