i wet myself with this one lol

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  1. lickablesue

    lickablesue New Member

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    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
    Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to
    tell their stories.

    "Tony, do you have a story to share?"

    "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
    She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She
    had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
    flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the
    whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't
    break and then her parachute landed right in the middle
    of twenty enemy troops."

    "She shot fifteen of them until she ran out of bullets,
    killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and
    then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

    "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of
    moral did your Daddy tell you from this story?"

    "Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."
     
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    eandvk Member

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    Thats one helluva moral !!!
    LMAO!!
     
  3. Dreama

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    LOL. Great one.
     
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    Haha, nice. =D
     
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    rockstarbass1 New Member

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    lmfao thats was priceless
     
  6. Team Arctic

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    that is awesome!! hahah
     
  7. P1MP1NJ

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    hahahaha
     
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    great, fucking brillant
     
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    LOL, thats awesome
     
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    LOL, and your avatar pic is great too.
     
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    Quality! Sounds an awful lot like my aunt Lynda.... and uncle Mark... in fact, let's steer clear of my family altogether!