I want to live my next life backwards...

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  1. Bella

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    I want to live my next life backwards:

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in an assisted living facility feeling better every day.

    Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.

    Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

    You get ready for high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

    Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

    then you become a baby, and then...

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...

    You finish off as an orgasm.

    I rest my case; any questions?

    ~Bella :rofl
     
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    Thats gold Bella...:D
     
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    hahaha....clever

    except I wouldnt give up having the
    amazing experience ofmy son for all
    of that......:)
     
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    Good one!!!!

    Doesn't get any better than that.:lol
     
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    Thank you HW! :)
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    Thank you SS! :)
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    Thank you johnnyangel! :)
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    This brought a smile to my face. Thank you Bella.
     
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    You're welcome Darkesheart! :)
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    Mmmmm would love life being that way round, but it would be awsome if after the orgasm you get to revert and come back the other way. constantly back and forth old young , young old and so forth :p
    always forgetting what you had learnt, never remembering that you had been around before...a cycle of never ending life.


    runs of to start a new cult hahaha...


    fucking funny that though Bella :p
     
  11. Bella

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    Thanks Kronnie! :lol
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    Love it, Bella!!! :D Clever! :)
     
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    Thank you Naughty! :)
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    I like it :)
     
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    :rofl Love it!
     
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    Thank you heelfetish! :cheer
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