I Want A Raise!!!

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  1. Bella

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    Thought this was amusing!!
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    THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
    1-------- I do physical labor.
    2.------- I work at great depths.
    3.------- I plunge head first into everything do.
    4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    5.--------I work in a damp environment.
    6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
    7.------- I work in high temperatures.
    8. -------My work exposes me to diseases.

    Reply:
    Dear Penis,
    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for
    the following reasons:
    1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
    2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
    3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
    5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
    6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
    7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
    8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
    9. You are unable to work double shifts.
    10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
    11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious
    looking bags.
    Sincerely, The Management

    Five reasons not to be a penis ..
    1. You're bald your whole life.
    2. You have a hole in your head.
    3. Your neighbors are nuts.
    4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
    5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

    :rofl

     
  2. heelfetish

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    hahahaha Too funny! :lol
     
  3. Bluesy

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    Ha! Penises are rather demanding, aren't they? Lucky for us :brow
     
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    :lol
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    Yes, they are!! :lol
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  6. AnonymousOne

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    Yep ... it's tough being a guy.
     
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    If you think being a guy is tough;
    you should be a girl for a day
    & see what you encounter! :lol
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  8. heelfetish

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    Or better yet, try being a guy that wants to be a girl. :lol
     
  9. johnnyangel694u

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  10. Bella

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    I think I should just get the diamonds!!
    :lol
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  11. Puss_in_boots

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    I can give a penis a raise, if you know what I mean..*nudge* *nudge*
     
  12. johnnyangel694u

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    I bet you can!;) :lol
     
  13. Rose

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    HAHAHA! That was great, Bella!

    However, I do take issue with "4 of "Why Penis Wants a Raise"

    The "Penis" I know gets off almost every weekend and holiday! :rofl
     
  14. Bella

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    :lol Good one Rose!!
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    :rofl :lol

    As always, Rose calls it as she sees it. :)
     
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    Love ya Rose! :)
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