I should sign my dog up here

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  1. loveit247

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    Ben is my first male dog. I know NOTHING about boy goggies water works. I went home for lunch today and he was doing the run, sit and lick with a yelp inbetween thing that all animal owners know means toogie issues.

    I took him to my vet who took him to the back and checked him out for grass seeds or any other foreign matter in his dingle dangle.

    Turns out the diagnosis is ............................................................


















    Chronic masturbation! :lol
    He had licked himself raw. He got an anti-inflamatory jab, some cream and strict instructions to stop fiddling! Bwhahahahaha! Only my dog!
     
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    LOL oh how that made me laugh ur poor doggy.
     
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    When I worked at the veterinary hospital, we used to call it LDS or, Lick the Dick Syndrome. :lol

     
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    You've now made me see Mormons in an entirely different light :lol which is ironic since I think masturbation is strongly frowned upon in the Church of LDS.

    Ben certainly isn't the first one to rub himself raw from excessive masturbation. :D
     
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    Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahha!
     
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    Awww-poor Ben! But, I'm with Puss-he's not the first one here to become a little inflamed. LOL
     
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    I better try to quit licking my dick, I don't want to end up at the vet; how embarrassing that would be.
     
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    It is now officially decided. He may wank as much as he likes!
    He alerted me to a burglery last night. There was a man in my lounge. Ben saw him off pretty quickly. He dove head first out of the kitchen window.

    My boy is my hero this morning!
     
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    Holy Mother of God, Loveit! I'm glad that you and the doggies are okay. He is a hero! So the guy jumped right through the window, just like in the movies? Is there glass everywhere or was the window open?
     
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    Thank goodness you are OK, hun! I hope you close and lock those windows-Thank goodness for your little hero!
     
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    Poor doggie :( Is he fixed? That might help a little bit.

    In the words of a wise man who beat up Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore "Help control the pet population; have your pets spayed or neutered."
     
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    Loveit, lock your doors and windows and neuter your dog. Like will be a lot safer for you and your dog. ;)
     
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    My dog is neutered. I do not have intact animals. It is not fair on the dog or me.

    The window was closed but not latched. My bad. I will keep them locked up tight from now on. It is just so hot and the breeze was nice.

    He jumped through the open window. It is a miracle that he did not break the window. He did land on my tomatoes though! :(
     
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    Good job on the de-nutting, then.

    Is the the one you just got, loveit?
     
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    OMG I'm so glad he alerted you to the burglar!
     
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    Yip, I have had Benjamin for 3 months now. I neutered him as soon as he settled down. I think I had had him for 3 weeks when he went for the snip. He had a retained testicle and I don't care that he is a CH. He had a fault and I refuse to allow that to perpetuate. Besides, he is a pet. He should get to just enjoy his life hassle free.

    I am a huge spueter advocate. It is my hobby horse.
     
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    Lol.... poor dog