I Must Have Some New Neighbors!

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  1. Amature

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    I guess I must have some new neighbors that I don't know about! I live in a rural area and have for 55 years. Most of the people (started to say kids, LOL) have grown up and moved out of the area years ago. My closest neighbors live 1/4 mile away and are in their mid-80's. But, every time I come on this site to read or look at pictures, I get a message (ad) from someone, many times the same one, sometimes different, wanting to know if I want to fuck. She lives 2.5 miles to 4 miles away according to the message or ad. This seems kind of strange because I haven't even logged in yet sometimes, and my profile says something like rural America. Sooooo, if she's that much into psychic thoughts, why don't they just call me up and ask me instead of sending me messages that I have to pay to look at? (Not that I would actually meet her (them) but I was curious as to who it might be). Or Hell, just come by and introduce herself? LOL :)
     
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    It's not me!!! Check with your mailman!
     
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    Good idea H4H. My mailman is a maillady, but I'll ask her if there's anyone new in the neighborhood that wants to fuck me. Heck, who knows, maybe it's her! LOL
     
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    She might enjoy the change of having a malebox deliver to her. :oops:
     
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    The boyfriend and I get those ads all the time. When we moved, our secret admirers must have moved with us. We moved fifteen miles but they're still 2.5 miles away!
     
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    I get that crap too. I think it's automated or something. The guys they post " in my area" don't live here. My town is so small you know everyone!! Lol
     
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    Robot generated messages that are designed to lure in the unsuspecting.
    If you believe them then also Santa, fairies, the three little pigs and the big bad woolf ;)
    Oh did I mention Tinkerbelle too?
     
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    Tinkerbelle lives 2.5 miles from us. So there.
     
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    Wonder if Tinkerbell needs a good shagging