the joker told me "wanna know how i got these scars? i once had a muppet doll....best one you could find in the store, my mohter, that whore bought me only good thing she ever did, i HATED my mother. ONe day her poochie gets ahold of it rips it to shreds. i get so sad...i can't eat, i cna't sleep. So one day i see the knife on teh table....and i think to myself if i ever wanna smile again, this is my only chance, so i take the knife and put inside my cheeks and slash htem open, so that way i could smile on teh outside without even trying!"
