I love to pee where i shouldn't...

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    I'm a happily married gal with a great hubby. Fortunately for me, he doesn't mind my weird quirks. Mainly, I get super horny when I pee in places that are not appropriate.

    When we stay at a hotel, and especially if I have had a few drinks and am tipsy, I like to pull the armchair out and just let loose and soak the carpet with my pee. I swear I am dripping with lube by the time I'm done and waste no time in jumping his bones. I push the chair back over the damp spot to hide it when we leave.

    One time, we rented a Cadillac and went driving down hwy 1 in California. Well, there's stretches with no bathrooms, and I had to go, so we pulled over. I got a wild hair, and instead of going outside, I crawled into the back and pissed a huge puddle on the padded seat. I then climbed on Hubby in the passenger seat and fucked right there.

    And, I have even peed in a car floor board while we shopping at a CarMax lot.

    I have many more stories, been married for 20 years.

    My Hubby isn't necessarily turned on by my pissing fetish, but does like to watch and thinks its funny, but doesn't get a raging boner watching. However, he has his own weird fetish involving me stepping on bugs, which does get him off. It does nothing for me sexually, but I'll do it for him when he asks (usually on our back porch in the evenings and the bugs are crawling around). I'm rewarded with long bouts of cunnalingus :)) But, that's an entirely different thread...
     
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    Sometimes, Zorba3189 is a man. Sometimes, Zorba3189 is an unmarried woman. But always, Zorba3189 is interested in peeing.
     
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    I hope that you report that not that it will make any difference.
    Anyway let's call Zorba; PPP = "Piddle Puddle Peddler" ;)
     
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    Not sure if it counts. Not really a sexual thing, But I find myself to lazy to walk down the hall to the bathroom. So I just go piss off the front porch:D
     
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    I've been sexually aroused by peeing for a very long time, but have never found myself wanting to pee on the floor, furniture or anything else that would be ruined by it. I mean if that rocks your boat, go for it, but I would rather just do it outside by myself, or with my wife, or in the bathroom shower or garden tub. I like it to be erotic, not destructive. But that's just me.

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