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    I never been able to look at my GF when she has Yoga pants on and NOT get hard.
     
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    I have never touched another person's genitals
     
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    Had a corn dog.
     
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    I never bought Exxon Gasoline since they polluted the Gulf of Mexico.
    Also, I haven't eaten Shrimp or other seafood from the Gulf since.
     
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    I have never run with scissors.
     
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    I have never cheated on a significant other
     
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    I have never been able to watch Trump give a speech and not critique his facial expressions and hand gestures. :rolleyes:
     
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    I have never listened to t.rump for more than 6 seconds without wishing he would die an agonizing death...SOON!
     
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    I have never successfully rode a horse. I've been thrown, bitten, kicked and chased. :scream:
     
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    I have never listened to an audiobook
     
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    I never had a 7-11 hot dog.
     
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    I have never had a single drop of alcohol:)
     
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    I have never snorted freon 22
     
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    I have never eaten at a White Castle
     
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    I.have never eaten more than 12 white castle burgers.
     
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    I have never had whiskey
     
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    I have never had a mani-pedi :p
     
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    I never jumped out of an airplane ..... with a parachute (and without)
     
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    I have never pissed on an electric fence.
     
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    I have never failed to leave my lover totally satisfied...give, give, give!