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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by pebbles_bambam, Aug 7, 2016.
I have never had a one-night stand - probably never will
I have never been banned for life from any bar that is currently open.
how about bars that have closed?
I have never been banned from a bar. Kicked out for the night from many but not banned
I have never grabbed the pussy of a woman I just met.
I have never spent the night in jail...
(6 hours before seeing the magistrate was what it lasted...)
I have never made a chandelier. Hopefully, that will soon change.
I have never skinny dipped
I have never run for political office
Taking you by the hand, oft to the beach we go.....
I have never punched another person.
I have never "accidentally" dry-walled anyone's cat into a crawl space.
I have never held a snake
I have never been listed in the credits for a movie or tv show
I have one you can hold. If you stroke him he'll spit at you
I have never been in prison
I have never had a ticket of any kind. ( knock on wood)
I have never been to a sex shop..........just kidding
I have never been to the amazon
I have never beat the shit out of anyone who didn't deserve it
Ever slapped someone with a fish and later thought, "I should not have done that"?