I have added this girl on facebook and i told her i like her what do i say next so we can fuck

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  1. JOHN SWEETZ

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    I told this girl on I like her and she asked how old I am she is 19 and I'm 22 what do I have to say back to her so she can answer back at me I want to fuck this girl real bad
     
    #1 JOHN SWEETZ, Jul 25, 2015
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    Send her a fuck request????
     
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    What do I put and would that be appropriate
     
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    I'd try talking to her a little via private messages, then move up to getting her phone number and talking to her a little. Maybe ask her if she wanted to hang out sometime. But I'm 56, and kids these days move to sex a lot quicker than I did. Maybe some of the youngsters can give you better, more modern advice.
     
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    My more modern advice as a "youngster" -- proceed just as you would with someone you met in real life. You're liable to get nowhere with a "fuck request."

    Are you sure you're 22? You talk like an arousal-deluded 16 year old.
     
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    Reading your previos question posts, I find it VERY hard to believe you are 22, unless you lived in a monastery until now lol
     
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    Do women really luv cock or do they just say that bcuz they dont want guys 2 get mad ?? i was stroking my dick for dis chick online an she said she reely liekd it but i Don't tthink she was bein honest cuz she ddnt seem dat into it!.! I tihnk she was lying 2 not make me mad but Idk can sum1 plz tell me?? also I luv tits pussy n ass. the bigger the better. xcpt pussy plz dont have a big pussy plz be small n tite

    :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
     
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    The probable answer to a fuck request will be; go fuck yourself looser!
     
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    Dude even modern young women need a little semblance of subtlety ;)
     
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    First tell her you like her shoes....
     
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    Hmmmmmmm. That's strange, that IS EXACTLY what all of the ladies I've sent fuck requests to said. Maybe I need to rethink this approach a little. I have two friends left on F.B., and they are both guys, let me see what lines they use and get back to you all on this. I hope he holds off using my advice for a little while.
     
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    You should send her a dick-o-gram.

    Write a poem like:
    Roses are red
    My balls are blue
    I really really really
    Want to fuck you

    Print it out, stick it on your stomach with your dick hanging out.
     
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    Is this what works for you?! :D
     
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    I can't tell you how many times.
     
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    Roses are red
    My balls are blue
    If I'd had some tact
    Could've scored with you
    :cool:
     
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    Damn, good to know! I'm working on my poem now!!!;)
     
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    That would be the one he writes after she rejected my poem
     
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    Roses are red
    My balls are blue
    My cock is hard
    Where should I put it to satisfy you?
    :) :D :p
     
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm such a dickhead,
    Lusting for little you.
    I thought I'm good in bed,
    But then prematurely I blew!
     
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    I think he should just go with
    Roses are red
    My balls are blue
    I'm not even outta high school
    Let alone 22
    :cool:
     
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