I had the creepiest fking thing happen to me today.

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  1. Jayce

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    WARNING: This may be kind of gross, in a sense.

    So I wake up... very hungry. I find nothing but 2 already burnt cheeseburgers so I nuke them in the microwave for a bit and eat them. They were shitty, and made me sick throughout the day. I worked until 1130 am, then had class at 1230. So I get up in the area of my school around noon and I have 30 minutes to burn. Lucky for me because I had to take an atomic shit. I'm talkin world war 3 except in the toilet.

    So I decided that the school bathrooms, yeah, not the place you want to lounge in and take a comfortable deuce. So I went to the mall across from the school, because I recall eating once there and the bathrooms were spiffy.

    I go in there find a stall and do my thing. Well whoever designed the stalls are stupid as hell, because I sat down and realized, oh wait, there's like a 2 inch gap in the door frame here. So this douchebag comes in and stands at the trash can which was in plain sight. Then he goes to the stall next to me and takes a piss. Walks out again, and I saw him looking towards me. The fucker came to the door, looked in, and kind of did the head-nod thing that guys do to one another. Then he decides to stare for another 10 seconds.

    I was so incredibly stunned I had no idea what to say. By the time I thought "Tell that guy to fuck off or you'll cut his dick off!" he walked away. I was like. WHAAAAAAAT...

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    Jayce .. has got a B/F!!

    Jayce .. Has got a B/F!!

    Jayce .. Has got a B/F!!



    I'm sooo happy for you!!


    Did you two guys go out on a date yet?? .. Huh?? .. *LMAO*!!!


    OMG!!!!.. I just peed in my pants again ,, from laughing soo hard!!! .. *LOL*


    Thanx!!!
     
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    Misty, I'll cut your nipples off.
     
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    Ohhh noooo!!! .. OMG!!!! .. A nipple serial slasher!!.. HELP ME.. HELP!! ..*LMAO*


    BTW.. I left ya something .. in the .. "My Butt" post of mine!!

    L@@K.. Ok
     
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    Thanks toots. I'll just settle with 1 nip then. Rawr!
     
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    Hey... I bought other panties .. for your opinion

    I was gonna post that pic up .. BUTT .. since you're PO'ed at me

    Guess .. Not?


    Hey Jayce.. one more thing .. a tip, Ok

    When you go out on that first date .. with that guy!!!

    Don't be easy.. tease him a little!!!!!! .. *LMAO*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    I'm not mad.

    I'm just cutting your nipple off. That's all.

    Take your pick. Left or right? ;)
     
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    HAHAHAHA I just done one of those laughs that make coffe come out of your nose :ugh
     
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    Jayce, the finniest threads here are all started (or finished) by you. Ever notice that? :lol

    I never had that happen, but that would creep me out too. Almost every stall I have ever been in has had at least a small gap, usually just enough to see the silhouette of someone that may be in the stall. Had I had someone staring through that gap at me, I wouldn't know what to do either.

    My macho side would be to tell the guy to fuck off, or something like that. But in reality, I'd probably say nothing at the time but think 'WTF, Mate?' to myself, then tell everyone I know about it later.

    Some people are strange.
     
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    Well, at first I saw him look in and I got the impression that he and I made eye contact RANDOMLY at the same nanosecond, which is why he gave me the head nod. Then I thought he was bent over brushing something off his shoe. I shifted myself to the right a bit and the motherfucker was looking at me. I about shit myself. Oh wait..