I can't dance...SAVE ME!!!!!!

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  1. Emt

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    I need advice BADLY on dancing. I've never been able to dance very well other than getting drunk and flailing my arms and legs around...yet I kick ass in bed and anywhere else I've ever done a sexual act!!!

    My gf, who's taken dance lessons for 15 years, told me we should start by renting a ballet video from the library and go from there.

    I need to be able to dance by Halloween! Any suggestions would be great...links, video's, pages, etc....HELP!!!!:nerv

    Thanks!

    -Emt
     
  2. Bluesy

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    Aw, but it's so much fun watching the guys who can't dance try to get a groove on ;) Have you thought about taking a class?
     
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    Practice, Practice, practice! Get a feel for your dance partner. It's like playing a video game, you have to build muscle memory.
     
  4. Emt

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    It's not synchronized swimming or ballroom dancing...it's club dancing!!! How is it that every other thug with his pants half-way below his ass can groove no problem while looking like he owns the place. Then there's me...doing his best not to step on her feet and trip!:ugh

    As far as a class, there's no time. I need to look sexy on the dancefloor in about three weeks!

    Any good video titles or sites yall can suggest?

    Thanks!:)

    -Emt
     
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    Watch Dirty Dance! That's something to watch, huh? Maybe Hitch? Take a lead?

    Otherwise, you are out of luck, Sherlock!
     
  6. Puss_in_boots

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    If it's club dancing on Halloween, won't everyone be drunk anyway? Just move your body in time with the music, in other words fake it, and it will look like you're dancing. Bluenavigator had a good suggestion, though. Rent Dirty Dancing, Shall We Dance, Grease, Strictly Ballroom, and any other titles you can think of that have dancing in them. And practice, practice, practice.
     
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    You can't learn to dance like a pro by Halloween. I hope you have good rythm! A few ballet lessons might improve your balance, posture and grace, however, I wouldn't do grande jetes or pirouettes at a dance club. Might not suit the style of music too well. Is it possible to go out to dance clubs between now and Halloween to get some practice ahead of time?
     
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    How's the dancing going EMT? Give us an update.
     
  9. Emt

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    Unfortunately, the need to be able to dance was eliminated.

    Thanks for the suggestions and help anyways though :)

    -Emt
     
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    What happened? Yoiu break a leg or something? :lol
     
  11. Emt

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    No. It's a long story, but to make it short, we weren't invited to the party.

    -Emt
     
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    OUCH! :ugh
     
  13. Emt

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    Yeah tell me about it :(

    Oh well, can't win all the time...

    -Emt