I blistered my poontang!

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  1. Barbwire

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    As you may or may not recall, about 3 months ago I decided to stop shaving my bush to let the hair grow out for horse camping season. The reason was that oftentimes, there are no shower facilities at the camp sites and unless I shave every day I get prickly, and my skin gets itchy and irritated.

    Short rides are OK and don't bug me, but longer rides, with all the bumping and grinding on the saddle, I can get very sore, indeed. Having a lush bush acts as a cushion and I don't have any problems with my skin after a ride.

    So anyways, I had my last camping trip of the spring/summer riding season a coupla weeks ago, and a few days ago I shaved my bush off to get back to that silky smoothness that both my hubby and I love.

    Yesterday, two of my riding buddies came and we went out riding, leaving from my house. One of my friends is quite familiar with a trail system in the area and she was going to show me around so I could ride there whenever I wished.

    We planned on going out for 3 hours or so, 4, tops but, it had been a few years since my friend had been on those particular trails and we ended up making a few wrong turns then having to turn around and find the right trail. We also came upon barriers put up by land owners that decided they didn't want anyone using their trails anymore. Again, we'd end up doubling back and finding different routes.

    By the time we rode onto my land, we'd been in the saddle for 8 hours give or take. We were tired, and the horses were wiped out, but really, none of us were in agony or anything. I noticed my crotch kinda itched, and as I am want to do, I scratched where it itched. After I got out of my riding pants and put on shorts, I got even itchier and scratched as descretely as I could, whenever I could.

    Within an hour of dismounting, my crotch was on FIRE! I mean, it burned so bad it felt as if acid had been put on it. I went to put some ointment on myself and when I saw the condition of my cooch I was shocked. I had dozens of tiny white bumps and the skin was raw. I took some benedryl and got through the night as best I could until it was time for us to go to bed.

    By the time I went to bed, I was hurting so much that the only thing that took my mind off the pain was rubbing one out on the phone with a vbf. Actually, there was no rubbing per se, I used a vibe with a very small head and only touched my clit. Finally, after having a couple of good orgasms and a beer, I settled down enough to get some sleep.

    I woke up this morning and checked out the rash straight away, it's still very red and angry looking. I can't believe I blistered my poontang!

    I wonder if John Wayne ever had this problem. ???
     
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    Shit, CL. That sounds like hell. I hope it calms down, hun, and be careful next time!
     
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    Ouch. Put some ice on that.
     
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    I can't believe noone has offered to come and soothe my pussy with some "special" cream, yet. Have I lost my touch? :eek
     
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    I don't think so...You just have to give people time. I don't think I have the kind of cream you're looking for or else I'd volunteer. ;)
     
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    Hey CL - I have that special cream you need. A gentle application of my super PB lubrication is just what you need:dgrin
     
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    Too bad you don't have some of that pussy sperm, that would probably make you feel better! :lol
     
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    At the height of my itchy painfulness, I'd have taken any kind of cream I could get, trust me. ;)

    OK, what is PB lubrication?

    Oddly enough, I did manage to whip up some pussy sperm last night, and I do feel much better, thank you. :lol
     
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    You need one of these [​IMG]
     
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    Ouch. Well, maybe you could lube up next time before you ride? ;)
     
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    I know you made a jest, BD, but there is a product called Anti-Monkey Butt powder that is designed to protect from just such a rash. I have some, but forgot to put it on before I saddled up.
     
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    Actually, I made an innuendo (a statement that can be perceived in more than one way). Cool on the Butt powder! :tup
     
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    You are shitting us. It doesn't really say that on the label does it?
     
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    Scoff if you must, but the shit works!